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~What the most stupid lyrics you ever heard?~


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'S My D' by Blood On The Dance Floor

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If I get your kiss

I'm another to the list

Lets take this slow

Don't wanna be a hoe

I'm probably gonna lick

Feel you up until you drip

Cause you make me nervous

I don't wanna make a slip

 

Do you like my sexy hair?

I'm not wearing any underwear!

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7am, waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

 

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway

Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly

Fun, fun, think about fun

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend is by my right

I got this, you got this

Now you know it

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

 

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

 

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after...wards

I don’t want this weekend to end

 

R-B, Rebecca Black

So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)

In the back seat (In the back seat)

I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)

Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes

Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream

Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend

We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

 

 

I can't decide if it's more painful to read through the lyrics or actually listen to the song

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jizzed in my pants

 

Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I

Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed in my pants

 

lmao, stupid but funny

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The wheels on the bus go round and round,

round and round,

round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round,

all through the town.

 

The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish;

Swish, swish, swish;

Swish, swish, swish.

The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish,

all through the town.

 

The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep;

Beep, beep, beep;

Beep, beep, beep.

The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep,

all through the town..

 

The money on the bus goes, Clink, clink, clink;

Clink, clink, clink;

Clink, clink, clink.

The money on the bus goes, Clink, clink, clink,

all through the town.

 

The Driver on the bus says "Move on back,

move on back, move on back;"

The Driver on the bus says "Move on back",

all through the town.

 

The baby on the bus says "Wah, wah, wah;

Wah, wah, wah;

Wah, wah, wah".

The baby on the bus says "Wah, wah, wah",

all through the town.

 

The mommy on the bus says "Shush, shush, shush;

Shush, shush, shush;

Shush, shush, shush."

The mommy on the bus says "Shush, shush, shush"

all through the town.

 

The doors on the bus go open and shut.

The bell on the bus goes ding-ding-ding.

The lady on the bus says, "Get off my feet"...

The people on the bus say, "We had a nice ride"...

"Your name" on the bus says Let Me Off!

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7am, waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

 

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway

Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly

Fun, fun, think about fun

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend is by my right

I got this, you got this

Now you know it

 

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

 

It’s Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

 

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

 

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after...wards

I don’t want this weekend to end

 

R-B, Rebecca Black

So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)

In the back seat (In the back seat)

I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)

Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes

Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)

(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream

Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend

We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

 

 

I can't decide if it's more painful to read through the lyrics or actually listen to the song

THIS.
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Swagger jagger, swagger jagger

You should get some of your own

Count that money, get your game on

Get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on

 

[Cher Lloyd]

 

You can't stop looking me, staring at me

Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me

So get off of my face,

You can't stop clickin 'bout me

Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,

I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,

My swagger's in check

 

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor

My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor

I got in check

 

[Hook]

 

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger

You should get some of your own

Count that money, get your game on

You're a hater, just let it go

 

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger

You should get some of your own

Count that money, get your game on

Get your game on, get your game on

 

[Cher Lloyd]

 

You can't stop shoutin' at me, holler at me, be what I be

You can't stop looking at, so get off of my way

You can't stop youtubing me, on repeat, running this beat

You can't stop this one is on me, i'm laughing all the way

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