gummybear Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 ok so we have all been in odd situations and have funny stories to tell and i'd thought this was a good place to get them set down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 one time i was playing BC2 and i jumped out of a helicopter and fell into the water. there was an enemy next to me and ya know ya cant shoot while yur swimmin. MAN WAS THAT A LITTLE AWKWARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 yes one time i was specing a hacker with not my name some weird name and from no where he said there a hg guy specing me and he is gonna ban me soon. and hacks were not that good so anyone couldnt know that he was hacking. very unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 this one time, at band camp.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaolin Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 The time i got my first..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbite Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One time, I was playing the Jailbreak server, was months ago, and I was a T. The lead ordered us all to go to the bottom of the cell stairs, so we stacked up down there. Suddenly, two CT's began killing all the T's, and killed us all. Then, one T came out of his cell with the USP, and apparently had aimbot, because he killed the entire CT round. A total WTF moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One time, I was playing the Jailbreak server, was months ago, and I was a T. The lead ordered us all to go to the bottom of the cell stairs, so we stacked up down there. Suddenly, two CT's began killing all the T's, and killed us all. Then, one T came out of his cell with the USP, and apparently had aimbot, because he killed the entire CT round. A total WTF moment. One time i read this and called bullshit. Oh wait that isn't odd..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatemosh-faggle Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 this one time i was playing hide and seek, and was a ct and had one guy left to kill. all of the dead t's were specing the last t still alive and told me he was right in front of me, but i couldnt see him. i felt stupid looking, it was assault and it was in the small alley next to ct spawn, so there wasnt many places to hide there or nowhere for him to run. everyone was laughing at me because he was right in front of my face but i didnt see him. after looking for a minute time ran out, and he started jumping. lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belkashif Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Once upon a time The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Cooki3 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) This one time........ The end Edited August 18, 2011 by Ninja Cooki3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrShulgi Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One time, long before most of you even knew about the intarwebz, Exile was being a douche to people in vent and was at odds with most of ht, yeah...it was ht back then. Then this fag named Jetta came in while I was yelling at Exile, so I figured it was going to be awesome and started recording it. Jetta and I basically give the business to Exile over a huge arguement and I end up banning Exile. Then I got all excited to listen to the recording but turns out Jetta was unrecordable, so half of it was gone. And thats how Exile, one of the original ht members, right up there with homer, was banned by me. Moral: Noone is above the rules PS: Karma later caught up to Jetta, and he had a stroke while I was recording him, so it evened out in...the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 This one time a shark came out through my front door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudabaga Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 one time i was playing BC2 and i jumped out of a helicopter and fell into the water. there was an enemy next to me and ya know ya cant shoot while yur swimmin. MAN WAS THAT A LITTLE AWKWARD. This one time I got a helicopter in BC2 and I was playing against Adam. I asked him where he was and he told me he was gonna go be at B in Conquest. I told him I'm gonna run him over and nose dived into the guy on B. Then I realized it wasn't Adam!!!! oink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One time, long before most of you even knew about the intarwebz, Exile was being a douche to people in vent and was at odds with most of ht, yeah...it was ht back then. Then this fag named Jetta came in while I was yelling at Exile, so I figured it was going to be awesome and started recording it. Jetta and I basically give the business to Exile over a huge arguement and I end up banning Exile. Then I got all excited to listen to the recording but turns out Jetta was unrecordable, so half of it was gone. And thats how Exile, one of the original ht members, right up there with homer, was banned by me. Moral: Noone is above the rules PS: Karma later caught up to Jetta, and he had a stroke while I was recording him, so it evened out in...the end. I remember this. We didn't like him anymore cause he went and played knight online with all his butt buddies and went total douche on everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 This one time I was playing BC2 , and I was swimming in the water. Suddenly an enemy drops out of a helicopter and splashes into the water with me. And ya know you can't shoot weapons while in the water. MAN THAT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison.ivy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 This one time I was playing BC2 , and I was swimming in the water. Suddenly two enemies drop out of a helicopter and splash into the water with me. And ya know you can't shoot weapons while in the water. MAN THAT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 just to let you guys know it doesnt have to be gaming related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 i went camping with some of my cousins and me and my 10 year old cousin were in the toilets. i had just finished at the urinal and he turned to me and said. "i found out what a dildo was today" me: "oh yeah whats that?" him: "It's an artificial willy" I LOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 i went camping with some of my cousins and me and my 10 year old cousin were in the toilets. i had just finished at the urinal and he turned to me and said. "i found out what a dildo was today" me: "oh yeah whats that?" him: "It's an artificial willy" I LOLD Where in the forest is a urinal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 Where in the forest is a urinal... camping in the UK is different from the wilderness of canada and north america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Red Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 So I moved into college yesterday and started bumping music with my new roomate. Kid knocks on the door and says come party in 1008. Walk into a SHITLOAD of booze. Practically a bar in this dorm room. (found out he was applying to be a bartender and memorized "the book") Got drunk as fuck. Went to the bar. Everyone walk the dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullknife Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Once upon a time in a far distance from the earth world. Two brothers were flying in there spaceship which was shapped like a mustang. You know the ones on earth. They were Driving from there home planet named Illkuglops a wonder ful place where everyone is naked and peace was spread everywhere intill someone makes fun of the other persons body. Then They get rick Rolled all off the surface. Anyways they left there home world to come to earth to make a tubeyou video to upload and make fun of us. Usually they just recorded People rageing or making post counts on forums but today they wanted to make a epic film. One that would make there friends piss out of there noses which is how they went to the bathroom, oh and don't ask why they won't answer you. So as they came down and landed on our surface and realized they were on a island. They had no idea they would find others naked on earth, but it made them feel more at home, except when they realized there red skins were darker then a sun burn. So they still wore disguises to hide themselfs from the earthlings. As they took there camera with them out of there mustang they walked along the beach and saw all the naked ladies and Gentlemen hanging and drooping. As they walked around the beach for hours they have yet to find anything funny except the size of the males on earth and the ladies with the light color hair. But They looked across the volly ball court and to there eyes they could not believe it. They moved closer to the figure in the beach slowly they came from behind and saw ... and saw .... AND SAW!!! A Little Kid Gaming with a girl who sat infront of parents naked with each other CURSING AT THE TOP OF THERE LUNGS!!!! The aliens laughed so hard at the site of them trying to be cool using voice changers to sound older. As they fell to the floor laughing they ran back to the space ship gasping for breathe. They return to there home planet Illkuglops and uploaded the video. For the first time ever in history the video had -521231231 Dislikes with over 444,123,777,888,203 views. Morale of the story just because it seems funny doesn't mean its funny. Plus Post count ftw ehhh. Love Gymspy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Cooki3 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Once upon a time in a far distance from the earth world. Two brothers were flying in there spaceship which was shapped like a mustang. You know the ones on earth. They were Driving from there home planet named Illkuglops a wonder ful place where everyone is naked and peace was spread everywhere intill someone makes fun of the other persons body. Then They get rick Rolled all off the surface. Anyways they left there home world to come to earth to make a tubeyou video to upload and make fun of us. Usually they just recorded People rageing or making post counts on forums but today they wanted to make a epic film. One that would make there friends piss out of there noses which is how they went to the bathroom, oh and don't ask why they won't answer you. So as they came down and landed on our surface and realized they were on a island. They had no idea they would find others naked on earth, but it made them feel more at home, except when they realized there red skins were darker then a sun burn. So they still wore disguises to hide themselfs from the earthlings. As they took there camera with them out of there mustang they walked along the beach and saw all the naked ladies and Gentlemen hanging and drooping. As they walked around the beach for hours they have yet to find anything funny except the size of the males on earth and the ladies with the light color hair. But They looked across the volly ball court and to there eyes they could not believe it. They moved closer to the figure in the beach slowly they came from behind and saw ... and saw .... AND SAW!!! A Little Kid Gaming with a girl who sat infront of parents naked with each other CURSING AT THE TOP OF THERE LUNGS!!!! The aliens laughed so hard at the site of them trying to be cool using voice changers to sound older. As they fell to the floor laughing they ran back to the space ship gasping for breathe. They return to there home planet Illkuglops and uploaded the video. For the first time ever in history the video had -521231231 Dislikes with over 444,123,777,888,203 views. Morale of the story just because it seems funny doesn't mean its funny. Plus Post count ftw ehhh. Love Gymspy Anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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