Welcome to The Forum

Register now to gain access to all of our features. Once registered and logged in, you will be able to create topics, post replies to existing threads

post your funny stories here.


gummybear
 Share

Recommended Posts

One time, I was playing the Jailbreak server, was months ago, and I was a T. The lead ordered us all to go to the bottom of the cell stairs, so we stacked up down there. Suddenly, two CT's began killing all the T's, and killed us all. Then, one T came out of his cell with the USP, and apparently had aimbot, because he killed the entire CT round. A total WTF moment.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

One time, I was playing the Jailbreak server, was months ago, and I was a T. The lead ordered us all to go to the bottom of the cell stairs, so we stacked up down there. Suddenly, two CT's began killing all the T's, and killed us all. Then, one T came out of his cell with the USP, and apparently had aimbot, because he killed the entire CT round. A total WTF moment.

 

One time i read this and called bullshit. Oh wait that isn't odd.....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

this one time i was playing hide and seek, and was a ct and had one guy left to kill. all of the dead t's were specing the last t still alive and told me he was right in front of me, but i couldnt see him. i felt stupid looking, it was assault and it was in the small alley next to ct spawn, so there wasnt many places to hide there or nowhere for him to run. everyone was laughing at me because he was right in front of my face but i didnt see him. after looking for a minute time ran out, and he started jumping. lame.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

One time, long before most of you even knew about the intarwebz, Exile was being a douche to people in vent and was at odds with most of ht, yeah...it was ht back then. Then this fag named Jetta came in while I was yelling at Exile, so I figured it was going to be awesome and started recording it. Jetta and I basically give the business to Exile over a huge arguement and I end up banning Exile. Then I got all excited to listen to the recording but turns out Jetta was unrecordable, so half of it was gone. And thats how Exile, one of the original ht members, right up there with homer, was banned by me.

 

Moral: Noone is above the rules

 

PS: Karma later caught up to Jetta, and he had a stroke while I was recording him, so it evened out in...the end.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

one time i was playing BC2 and i jumped out of a helicopter and fell into the water. there was an enemy next to me and ya know ya cant shoot while yur swimmin. MAN WAS THAT A LITTLE AWKWARD.

 

This one time I got a helicopter in BC2 and I was playing against Adam. I asked him where he was and he told me he was gonna go be at B in Conquest. I told him I'm gonna run him over and nose dived into the guy on B. Then I realized it wasn't Adam!!!!

 

 

oink

Link to comment
Share on other sites

One time, long before most of you even knew about the intarwebz, Exile was being a douche to people in vent and was at odds with most of ht, yeah...it was ht back then. Then this fag named Jetta came in while I was yelling at Exile, so I figured it was going to be awesome and started recording it. Jetta and I basically give the business to Exile over a huge arguement and I end up banning Exile. Then I got all excited to listen to the recording but turns out Jetta was unrecordable, so half of it was gone. And thats how Exile, one of the original ht members, right up there with homer, was banned by me.

 

Moral: Noone is above the rules

 

PS: Karma later caught up to Jetta, and he had a stroke while I was recording him, so it evened out in...the end.

 

I remember this. We didn't like him anymore cause he went and played knight online with all his butt buddies and went total douche on everyone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This one time I was playing BC2 , and I was swimming in the water. Suddenly an enemy drops out of a helicopter and splashes into the water with me. And ya know you can't shoot weapons while in the water. MAN THAT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i went camping with some of my cousins and me and my 10 year old cousin were in the toilets.

 

i had just finished at the urinal and he turned to me and said.

 

"i found out what a dildo was today"

 

me: "oh yeah whats that?"

 

him: "It's an artificial willy"

 

I LOLD

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i went camping with some of my cousins and me and my 10 year old cousin were in the toilets.

 

i had just finished at the urinal and he turned to me and said.

 

"i found out what a dildo was today"

 

me: "oh yeah whats that?"

 

him: "It's an artificial willy"

 

I LOLD

 

Where in the forest is a urinal...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So I moved into college yesterday and started bumping music with my new roomate.

Kid knocks on the door and says come party in 1008.

Walk into a SHITLOAD of booze. Practically a bar in this dorm room. (found out he was applying to be a bartender and memorized "the book")

Got drunk as fuck. Went to the bar. Everyone walk the dinosaur.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Once upon a time in a far distance from the earth world. Two brothers were flying in there spaceship which was shapped like a mustang. You know the ones on earth. They were Driving from there home planet named Illkuglops a wonder ful place where everyone is naked and peace was spread everywhere intill someone makes fun of the other persons body. Then They get rick Rolled all off the surface. Anyways they left there home world to come to earth to make a tubeyou video to upload and make fun of us. Usually they just recorded People rageing or making post counts on forums but today they wanted to make a epic film. One that would make there friends piss out of there noses which is how they went to the bathroom, oh and don't ask why they won't answer you. So as they came down and landed on our surface and realized they were on a island. They had no idea they would find others naked on earth, but it made them feel more at home, except when they realized there red skins were darker then a sun burn. So they still wore disguises to hide themselfs from the earthlings. As they took there camera with them out of there mustang they walked along the beach and saw all the naked ladies and Gentlemen hanging and drooping. As they walked around the beach for hours they have yet to find anything funny except the size of the males on earth and the ladies with the light color hair. But They looked across the volly ball court and to there eyes they could not believe it. They moved closer to the figure in the beach slowly they came from behind and saw ... and saw .... AND SAW!!! A Little Kid Gaming with a girl who sat infront of parents naked with each other CURSING AT THE TOP OF THERE LUNGS!!!! The aliens laughed so hard at the site of them trying to be cool using voice changers to sound older. As they fell to the floor laughing they ran back to the space ship gasping for breathe. They return to there home planet Illkuglops and uploaded the video. For the first time ever in history the video had -521231231 Dislikes with over 444,123,777,888,203 views. Morale of the story just because it seems funny doesn't mean its funny. Plus Post count ftw ehhh.

 

Love Gymspy :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Once upon a time in a far distance from the earth world. Two brothers were flying in there spaceship which was shapped like a mustang. You know the ones on earth. They were Driving from there home planet named Illkuglops a wonder ful place where everyone is naked and peace was spread everywhere intill someone makes fun of the other persons body. Then They get rick Rolled all off the surface. Anyways they left there home world to come to earth to make a tubeyou video to upload and make fun of us. Usually they just recorded People rageing or making post counts on forums but today they wanted to make a epic film. One that would make there friends piss out of there noses which is how they went to the bathroom, oh and don't ask why they won't answer you. So as they came down and landed on our surface and realized they were on a island. They had no idea they would find others naked on earth, but it made them feel more at home, except when they realized there red skins were darker then a sun burn. So they still wore disguises to hide themselfs from the earthlings. As they took there camera with them out of there mustang they walked along the beach and saw all the naked ladies and Gentlemen hanging and drooping. As they walked around the beach for hours they have yet to find anything funny except the size of the males on earth and the ladies with the light color hair. But They looked across the volly ball court and to there eyes they could not believe it. They moved closer to the figure in the beach slowly they came from behind and saw ... and saw .... AND SAW!!! A Little Kid Gaming with a girl who sat infront of parents naked with each other CURSING AT THE TOP OF THERE LUNGS!!!! The aliens laughed so hard at the site of them trying to be cool using voice changers to sound older. As they fell to the floor laughing they ran back to the space ship gasping for breathe. They return to there home planet Illkuglops and uploaded the video. For the first time ever in history the video had -521231231 Dislikes with over 444,123,777,888,203 views. Morale of the story just because it seems funny doesn't mean its funny. Plus Post count ftw ehhh.

 

Love Gymspy :D

 

 

da_fuck_Chuck_Norris_if_he_ate_spicy_Indian_food-s213x174-131308-580.jpg

 

Anyways... csb1.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share