Watermelon Jackson Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Hello. We are Jackson Inc., and we are here today to convey to you our latest product, Jailbreak. Jailbreak (JB) is a gift from the big yellow guy upstairs (Homer) sent down to the little people to garter the lulz. What is this lulz you speak of Watermelon? It's an all out, non-stop, make you piss yourself laughing, orifice tearing rip to the face. You'll step into the Jailbreak server a small and timid young man or woman, and leave a fucking psychopath with voices in their head telling them to run under a levitating train with two meaty flapjacks, only for the sole purpose of getting to China. Yes, we're sick stupid fucks and we love it. Prescription strength Jailbreak comes in two dosages: 25mg Prisoner grade (Spam required) & 50mg Prison Guard grade (Uniform sold seperately) Studies have shown that with proper mediation of your daily dose of JB, lulz output can increase dramatically by a factor of 1337:1, not of course including nutritional variables such as Doc Brown, Wolfman, Hobbes, , Navi, etc...these conflicting variables are like the amigo acids of JB, you need some of all of them, but too much of any one of the amigo acids can cause faintness, or more seriously, lulz-overload (LOLOLOL), a serious medical condition which should be treated by a Jailbreak Admin or a dolphin fisherman immediately. Symptoms of lulz-overload include, but are not limited to: Death Coma Flatulence Dehydration Inebriation Herpes Hemorrhoids Syphilis Lazarus Jaundice Trouble Sleeping Lockjaw A sudden urge for drugs/alcohol Midget Tea Parties An everlasting erection Blindness (this is due to the RAWR-A2H receptors in the brain, too much of this amiga acid causes death due to suffocation and mental anguish. May also slightly constitute part of the erection in some patients.) An affinity for K-pop Facepalms (Galore) and A shovel. Jaibreak may not be for everyone, including people with high blood pressure, bone marrow or kidney transplants, or HIV disease. Stop taking Jailbreak if you have or develop severe social disorders, mental disabilities, or are nursing, pregnant, or Adam West. Simple blood tests are needed to see if you're Adam West. So consult with your JJK, and ask if prescription Jailbreak is right for you, and we here at Jackson Inc. want you to remember: "A round of JB a day, will make your dick think HARD and your brain grow BIGGER." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Jailbreak can be bought at your local lulz store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 lulz-overload (LOLOLOL), a serious medical condition which should be treated by a Jailbreak Admin or a dolphin fisherman immediately. the amigo acids of JB hahahaha best parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 OMG that's so well done, EPIC! Symptoms of lulz-overload include, but are not limited to: Lazarus LMFAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grave Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I got some 100 mg oh shit pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 OHMAIFUCKINGGOD! BESTTHINGSINCESLICEDBREAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 I was gonna write a thread, but first I got high. (oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) I could've posted, and it would've passed, but then I got high. (lah dah dah dah da dah dah) Now I'm sitting here, drunk on wine (YA HEYYYYY) BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Luna Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I was gonna write a thread, but first I got high. (oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) I could've posted, and it would've passed, but then I got high. (lah dah dah dah da dah dah) Now I'm sitting here, drunk on wine (YA HEYYYYY) BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH. OP IS A TROLL?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus2 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 TL;DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Stop taking Jailbreak if you have or develop severe social disorders, mental disabilities funny cause 95% of daily jb'ers? :3 Also, you need to stop those drugs Watermelon, my friend x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 OP IS A TROLL?! OP won't stop trolling till he's the Sig Master (turns cap around dramatically and squints with determination). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaolin Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 An affinity for K-pop o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 my jjk told me to stop taking this because of all that lazuras its as annoying as herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CletusP Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 my jjk told me to stop taking this because of all that lazuras its as annoying as herpes Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Some users also reported hallucinations, mainly concerning the size of their own genitals. (true fax) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BranHorse Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Some users also reported hallucinations, mainly concerning the size of their own genitals. (true fax) what about change in genitalia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 what about change in genitalia? Refer to RAWR-A2H Receptor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackberry4511 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Refer to RAWR-A2H Receptor. Ohiseewhatyoudidthere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navi Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 inb4 jackson gets high on tinychat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 inb4 jackson gets high on tinychatToo late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 my jjk told me to stop taking this because of all that lazuras its as annoying as herpes ITT: People randomly drag my name into random bullshit... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelon Jackson Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 ITT: People randomly drag my name into random bullshit... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Alliance Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 inb4 lazarus whines! Great thread watermelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebowski Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Beautiful, that all I have to say. All T's All T's I can't stop laughing.. this is my favorite jailbreak moment http://www.youtube.com/user/heyitswolfman#p/f/2/FnmOMewSjys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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