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Watermelon Jackson's Unban Request :D


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1. Your in-game name: [HG] Watermelon Jackson

2. Server that you were banned on: Teamspeak 3 (the final frontier)

3. The Banning admin: No clue, but I'll limit it between BigJMLG (Or MLS i forgot the last part) and someone else in the Strategy Channel at the time.

4. Your Steam-Id:Not applicable in said situation (privacy plz)

5. Reason for ban:

 

Well, I was bored as usual, and I was looking around the Teamspeak to see if anyone online was fun to talk to so I may converse with them (foreveralone) and I saw that [O-P] Prime had a super sweet kick ass yellow button for his talk button (usually its blue) so I was like DAMN THATS A KICK ASS BUTTON WHATS GOING ON IN THERE. I switched to the Strategy channel to investigate (and see how I could get mine like that :D) and I was poked by BigJ and moved I think by Branflake or one of them. Bran told me it was a meeting and they were talking about strippers (omitted for irrelevance, re-added for significance) so I said ah ok and I asked him how to get my button like that. I got bored again waiting for his reply so I clicked on all the names of the people in the channel with him, and saw that it said on BigJMLG/MLS's description that he couldn't get an erection (or get his penis up, something along those lines) so I proceeded to poke him twice, the first time saying: "So apparently you can't get your dick up" and the second time saying: "I feel your pain." Since I of course had a similar reaction to a fat girl at a college party not but a week ago.

 

Then I was perma'd in some horrible twist of fate. D: No disrespect all empathy!!!!

Edited by Watermelon Jackson
I omitted the strippers part.
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You can't just go ahead and message someone Implying that they have erectile dysfunction because neither BigJ or myself have had experiences with you in the past. As I see it, I want you to wait 2 hours and make you rethink what you have done. Think twice before telling someone that they can't get it up. It was I who banned you BTW.

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See now that's where I am confused as I have played with BigJohnMS on JB before a couple of times, so excuse me if I did step out of line with the random ED pun, but also consider that if I messaged the wrong person in error then I apologize. It was in my knowledge that I was messaging that same gruffy, kick-ass, BigJ. Well of course I can't RANDOMLY message that to people, but off of what I had read in his description (which made me laugh obnoxiously) and being that I felt (probably wrong on this one but here's holding my breath) that I was in a position to "yolk around" in such a way with someone I had played with at least a handful of times before.

 

Again I apologize if any disrespect was conveyed from my comments, and I would like to say that I did it all for the lulz. Thank you Prime.

Edited by Watermelon Jackson
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