Guest The_Monkey Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 i'll give some actual advice instead of just laughing at most of your posts and trolling the bad ones. Don't beat around the bush. Ask her. Real simple. If it's something you're looking to be romantic (you shouldn't be since dating is only to be done as a means of courtship unto marriage blah blah christian jargon blah blibbity blah blah) then make it clear that you like her. Obviously you should have already spoken to this girl before, don't go up to girls you've never said a word to and spill your guts. Maximum beta. If you like the girl, repeat after me: "i really like you and would like to take you to homecoming." real simple... If you want to take her as a friend (best choice, homecoming is meaningless shit anyway): "i don't have a date for homecoming yet. Want to go with me as friends?" hey look, simple english... No need to puff it up with candy, flowers, etc no. Do that for your prom date, do that for your fiance, do that for your wife. This girl is someone you probably won't even talk to in 4 years (as a senior in college, i can honestly say i am only in touch with 1 of my 4 homecoming dates and only because i dated that 1 for a while and we left on good term). It's not special, it's not a big deal, it's not even fun. But if you want to do it, do it simple so you don't embarrass yourself if/when she says no. chocolate pudding!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Have you ever spoken to this girl before? Post a picture of yourself and her, I'll tell you what's up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 chocolate pudding!!!!!!!!!! FUCK left it out. Don't forget chocolate pudding. Bitches love that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I'll give some ACTUAL advice instead of just laughing at most of your posts and trolling the bad ones. Don't beat around the bush. Ask her. Real simple. If it's something you're looking to be romantic (you shouldn't be since dating is only to be done as a means of courtship unto marriage blah blah Christian jargon blah blibbity blah blah) then make it CLEAR that you like her. Obviously you should have already spoken to this girl before, don't go up to girls you've never said a word to and spill your guts. Maximum Beta. If you like the girl, repeat after me: "I really like you and would like to take you to homecoming." Real simple... If you want to take her as a friend (best choice, homecoming is meaningless shit anyway): "I don't have a date for homecoming yet. Want to go with me as friends?" Hey look, simple English... no need to puff it up with candy, flowers, etc no. Do that for your prom date, do that for your fiance, do that for your wife. This girl is someone you probably won't even TALK to in 4 years (as a senior in college, I can honestly say I am only in touch with 1 of my 4 homecoming dates and only because I dated that 1 for a while and we left on good term). It's not special, it's not a big deal, it's not even fun. But if you want to do it, do it simple so you don't embarrass yourself if/when she says no. forget what everyone else said. Do this. (and chocolate pudding.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipple Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 this is the best thread since 1925.. lemme tell ya. Do what laza-slut said If you like the girl, repeat after me: "I really like you and would like to take you to homecoming." Real simple... If you want to take her as a friend (best choice, homecoming is meaningless shit anyway): "I don't have a date for homecoming yet. Want to go with me as friends?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Oh god 6 pages of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Paul Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 No, they really aren't any different. I understand that we're talking about an socially awkward 15 year old here, but his isn't a chick flick. You don't have to make a big ordeal out of asking a girl out. Start with small talk to get the conversation going, find a common ground, and slip it in the conversation. "That's crazy, because I LOVE My Little Pony too! Hey, so what are your plans for homecoming? Oh, you don't have plans? Would you like to go with me?..... Hey that's a cool pepper spray can." You know, something like that. Your mom. Should I go with my girlfriend? All I really own is skinny jeans... and she's dressing up. O.O and it sounds boring as fuck. Go with your girl, and buy a $90ish tux. I bought a purple one last year, but I didn't get to use it for Homecoming. Purple and black, thats the best way. Bring her some chocolate pudding. Bitches like chocolate pudding. Instructions weren't clear enough, got the dick stuck int he pudding. Hey girl, wait till you see my dickhey girl I'm gonna beat that pussy up girl lol'd. Have you ever spoken to this girl before? Post a picture of yourself and her, I'll tell you what's up We don't have one together, you mean individual photos? I took an alegbra class with her for 3 weeks in summer school. We have the same ethic background. >>Mfw someone told me she's into black dudes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I just wanna see what both of you look like, and you didn't answer my question, just because you were in a class together doesn't mean shit, have the two of you actually exchanged words more than, "can i borrow a pencil?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewire Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 No such thing as friendzone. Thats what pussies use as an excuse when they are afraid to ask a girl out, or the excuse she uses when she doesn't wanna be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I just wanna see what both of you look like, and you didn't answer my question, just because you were in a class together doesn't mean shit, have the two of you actually exchanged words more than, "can i borrow a pencil?" If she's Asian, that's close enough to flirting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewire Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Besides kids these days dating is "wanna be my girlfriend" "sure". *HOLDS hands in hallway* *text- Were over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contagion Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 If you're anything like me you would've gave her the dick upfront.Tell her she's sexy/gorgeous and tell her everything you could offer her money clothes and lots of sex. And if she don't like it move on to the next hoe because she don't want you. Now if your a nice guy- You would get her a single stem rose and ask her on a really quick date/talk.Show her that interested in her and then give her the flower. Then ask her to your homecoming on the spot. ???? $$$$$$ Taking your high school sweetheart to high school homecoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal45 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 If you're anything like me you would've gave her the dick upfront.Tell her she's sexy/gorgeous and tell her everything you could offer her money clothes and lots of sex. And if she don't like it move on to the next hoe because she don't want you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 If she's Asian, that's close enough to flirting. Asian pick up line "Baby, I just solved this very hard mathematical equation, and it'll take exactly 37.563902 seconds for me to get my dick down after I see you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyYouNoDie? Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YungLoops Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Say, I bet you 100 bucks that you'll turn me down, if she does, you just won yourself 100 bucks. And if she says yes, you lost yourself a 100 bucks, but thats okay . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbite Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Just make a real-life mannequin of her and take that to homecoming. Then you'll have her and never have to worry about being lonely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vao Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Don't ask her, tell her she's going with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccercrazy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 [YOUTUBE]PIXDUudtUG8&autoplay=1[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 lifts weights, GET BIG all tha bitchesll want you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 If you're anything like me you would've gave her the dick upfront.Tell her she's sexy/gorgeous and tell her everything you could offer her money clothes and lots of sex. And if she don't like it move on to the next hoe because she don't want you. you must be single/forever friendzoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaayer Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 you must be single/forever friendzoned. That stings... XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Just make up a good line and then ask her to go out and if it doesn't work, forget about her and then go copy Faithless's pro strat. Everytime you see a girl you like, go Im the big shit mode and ask her phone number. Works all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewire Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 you must be single/forever friendzoned. doesnt exist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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