Curtis The Guard Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Imprisoned for once being a CT, but you were neuralized Imprisoned for mumbling more than Lemurian Imprisoned for liking Sailor Moon Imprisoned for killing lady broken's cat Imprisoned for thinking bRoKen was lady brokens boyfriend Imprisoned for not helping Batman out of the special prison he was in Imprisoned for liking all the fegget stuff Lemurian likes Edited September 8, 2013 by Lémurian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffy420blazeit Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Imprisoned for being 2edgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StyleeZy Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Imprisoned for having no stylez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunterHunter Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 (edited) imprisoned for touching cats and dogs at night Edited September 24, 2013 by MagicMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey7 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Imprisoned for Dreamwrecking Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Imprisoned for looking for the entrance to JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Math Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 You are in jail for liking math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeddyBear Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Imprisoned for being kawaii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kass Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Day 17: Imprisoned for improperly handling Nanoc's testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delink Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Imprisoned for not paying rent and getting kicked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEH_TROLL Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Imprisoned for thinking you can twerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Imprisoned for not letting JJK put a ring on it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankiee Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Stop reading these and follow orders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TH3GuyWithAKnife Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Imprisoned for creeping on LSD like a boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Imprisoned for not letting K3ke cut your hair. Imprisoned for letting Pickles lead. Imprisoned for not looking & smelling as good as GoldenRuski. Imprisoned for not showing love to K3ke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Jelly Jiggler Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Imprisoned for smoking in the boys room Imprisoned for breaking rule 1 and 2 of Fight Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigearbennett Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Imprisoned for having to much YoloSwagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**Roy** Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Imprisoned for Twerking Imprisoned for talking over lead Imprisoned for not donating to HG Imprisoned for dropping the bass Imprisoned for listening to skrillex in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Imprisioned for pretending to be important! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Imprisoned for not finishing the jailbreak movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Wolf Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Imprisoned for having sex with the Russian Prime Minister's daughter. Imprisoned for not being 1337. Imprisoned for downing a beer after downing a beer. Imprisoned for forcing your daughter to take piano lessons. Imprisoned for forgetting to save your game before reseting. Imprisoned for drinking Bear Gryll's pee. Imprisoned for giving an STD to a hooker. Imprisoned for persuading your HMO to pay for breast implants. Imprisoned for not taking off your shoes before entering. Imprisoned for being naked on a wrecking ball. Imprisoned for photo-copying your ass. Imprisoned for being a thirsty ass hoe. Imprisoned for not being able to lick your elbow. Imprisoned for pushing when the door says pull. Imprisoned for 1st degree... burns. Imprisoned for stapling your dick to your shorts. Imprisoned for leaving the stove on. Imprisoned for having sex with your boss. Imprisoned for not pulling out. Imprisoned for Obamacare. Imprisoned for selling corn on the street. Imprisoned for eating Nemo in your sushi. Imprisoned for all your base are belong to us. Imprisoned for malpractice on your colleague. Imprisoned for not being covered by financial aid. Imprisoned for letting the dogs out. Imprisoned for spamming spam. Imprisoned for peeing on the side of the toilet. Imprisoned for giving laxative brownies to everyone. Imprisoned for ditching class. Imprisoned for going to EDC without drugs. Imprisoned for going door to door as a Jehovah's Witness. Imprisoned for being a girl who farted. Imprisoned for not being tall enough to ride this ride. Imprisoned for peeing while sitting. Imprisoned for grabbing a titty. Imprisoned for ghost-riding the whip. Imprisoned for not using deodorant. Imprisoned for being a complete asshole. Imprisoned for not liking HellsGamers on Facebook. Imprisoned for not buying Admin. Imprisoned for not getting the mail. Imprisoned for trying to jumpstart a car. Imprisoned for thinking that a Democrat was an animal. Imprisoned for climbing Mount Everest. Imprisoned for life. Imprisoned for PMS'ing at work. Imprisoned for sucking at double-dutch. Imprisoned for the sake of mankind. Imprisoned for not going to college. Imprisoned for evading the draft. Imprisoned for selling slave services on Craigslist. Imprisoned for not accepting the terms of agreement. Imprisoned for P2P downloads. Imprisoned for humping someone's leg. Imprisoned for growing a magical beard. Imprisoned for not passing the joint. Imprisoned for putting nyan cat in the toaster. Imprisoned for explosive diarrhea. Imprisoned for classified reasons. Imprisoned for beating Tetris. Imprisoned for being in another castle. Imprisoned for not blowing into the cartridge. Imprisoned for not buy her a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Ducky Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 In the kennel for barking at the tv (youre a dog) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Fattiehoff Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Imprisoned for watching Kate Upton do the cat daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Imprisioned for playing the BANJO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Cole Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Imprisoned for not having a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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