ExGBrian Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 How do you organize a party in space? [spoiler=*GIGGLE GIGGLE*]You Planet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperChargerFan Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Dead Space...that's how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted January 27, 2013 Author Share Posted January 27, 2013 What kind of computer sings?? [spoiler=*GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE*]A Dell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 WHAT FRUIT IS BLUE AND ROUND? A BLUEBERRY. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 WHAT FRUIT IS BLUE AND ROUND? A BLUEBERRY. I like this one the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I like this one the best. Comic saaaaaaaaaaaaans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Whats worse than a worm in an apple? Rape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Whats worse than a worm in an apple? Rape. We have a winner. I only know these in dutch and they're not even funny in my own language let alone in english. "T'hangt aan de deur en t acteert: Klink Eastwood" "T'zingt en t stinkt: Helmut Protti" "T'is groen en t draagt leer: Kermit de Flikker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lemonz Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up. Edited January 27, 2013 by Captain Lemonz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Why did the cleanex start dancing? [spoiler=*OMGTHISISSOFUNNY*]Because he had a little BOOGIE in it! Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhataWackaMonk Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) What did one rock say to the other rock? [spoiler=*Laugh your heart out and die on the floor*]YOU ROCK Edited January 27, 2013 by WhataWackaMonk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNAIL SAILOR?! A SNAILOR I learned that from spongebob this morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted January 27, 2013 Author Share Posted January 27, 2013 Where do fish keep their money? [spoiler=OMGLOLTHISISSOFUNNY]The River Bank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay? [spoiler=HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE]A BAY-GULL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEKK Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up. ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathShot Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium broke up and I was like OMg! Edited January 27, 2013 by DeathShot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitary Ocean Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 What is it called when a .rar file gets snagged in a zipper? A sever-zip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 (edited) Why did the girl drop her icecream? She got hit by a bus. Edited January 28, 2013 by Dirk Diggler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted January 28, 2013 Author Share Posted January 28, 2013 Did you hear about that guy who lost the whole left side of his body? He's all right now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathShot Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Did you hear about that guy who lost the whole left side of his body? He's all right now.. Did you seriously just Google that lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted January 28, 2013 Author Share Posted January 28, 2013 Did you seriously just Google that lmao No, I knew that one. Here is another.... What do you call a fish with no eyes? [spoiler=HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUHE]FSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PillyB Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I am a very punny man when it comes to these types of jokes. What did the bean say to the bean? How've you been!? It gets only better mates... Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because he was a fungi !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Holocaust jokes arent funny, anne frankly i dont find them entertaining. All of you are so unfunny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhataWackaMonk Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Holocaust jokes arent funny, anne frankly i dont find them entertaining. All of you are so unfunny. That's not funny, my granddad died in the holocaust..... He fell off a guard tower.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) What happened when the man was shot in the chest and gutted? He died ------------------------- I'd tell you a joke about the Casey Anthony trial but my mom would kill me :/ Edited January 29, 2013 by Grease Lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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