GoldenRuski Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Hi i'm Ruski, im new here, I'm a redcoat who follows the holy book of pornhub. I'm not gay, I just kow all the words to every queen song and I am exceptionally good at jazz hands. I'd like to share some of my life learnings.... - Love is like a fart, if you have to push it, it's probably shit - It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits -Never trust a short person, their mouth is too close to their shit pipe -War is gods way of teaching Americans geography - freekilling should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite I hope you all have learned something, and i want all of you to welcome me to the community 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 in the goodbyes thread... I feel so confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 sorry im just newe here, i dont know how everything works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 noob 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 in the goodbyes thread... I feel so confused I dont know who this "headband" is, but he sounds like some kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 hi golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3V0Lu710N Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Hay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mafia Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 hi golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 HI RUSKI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 never been here before, is it true that before you become a veteran, you have to take red devil out on a nice steak dinner, then take him home and sprinkle him with love and whip cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 hi ruski i hope you hate queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 never been here before, is it true that before you become a veteran, you have to take red devil out on a nice steak dinner, then take him home and sprinkle him with love and whip cream? That only works if you're pickles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidarius Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 never been here before, is it true that before you become a veteran, you have to take red devil out on a nice steak dinner, then take him home and sprinkle him with love and whip cream? Who the fuck spilled our secret?...someone is gonna get in trouble for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Who the fuck spilled our secret?...someone is gonna get in trouble for that. Your wife did after we had our daily rendez vous at the motel, after a few bottles of champagne she spilled everything, even your fettish for belly fluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Your wife did after we had our daily rendez vous at the motel, after a few bottles of champagne she spilled everything, even your fettish for belly fluff k tryingtoohard.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 k tryingtoohard.jpg I dont know where you find this persistent urge to be a dick to me, but do you mind stopping? I dont wanna have a little internet rumble. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidarius Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I dont know where you find this persistent urge to be a dick to me, but do you mind stopping? I dont wanna have a little internet rumble. Thanks Says this as he talks shit about my wife..ironic..my bitch in game talking about my bitch irl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Mate with you its witty nice banter, same way as you call me a gay with train wreck voice, but yaoi is just persistent slander thats not fun.... Theres a difference with taking the piss out of someone and making them pissed Edited June 1, 2013 by GoldenRuski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Mate with you its witty nice banter, same way as you call me a gay with train wreck voice, but yaoi is just persistent slander thats not fun.... Theres a difference with taking the piss out of someone and making them pissed You started this. Do continue feigning ignorance though. Hahaha if you say so, but you have the writing structure of a decapitated squirrel with gonorrhea.... Don't talk big shit to people whom you have no business talking it. Edited June 1, 2013 by Yaoi Hole Onii-Chan Senpai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenRuski Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 You started this. Do continue feigning ignorance though. Don't talk big shit to people whom you have no business talking it. you are so wise but seems you dont understand a joke did you honestly take that serious? hahaha, well if thats the case then im sorry if it offended you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirius Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 you are so wise but seems you dont understand a joke did you honestly take that serious? hahaha, well if thats the case then im sorry if it offended you Morning sunshine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv3rines321 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Hello friend! Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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