60Seconds Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 What the fuck did I just read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Math Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No sir... May i introduce you to the longest running text on the internet: What the f--k did you just f-----g say about me, you little b---h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f-----g words. You think you can get away with saying that s--t to me over the Internet? Think again, f----r. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f-----g dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s--t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f-----g tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f-----g dead, kiddo.. Censored so I dont get a pesky warning point. This may be the funniest thing ive ever read in my life, fuck this topic that shit was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 (edited) Dat repost doe. Also fuck your shitty copypasta. Edited November 3, 2013 by Deadlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 This may be the funniest thing ive ever read in my life, fuck this topic that shit was funny. Do you know what 4chan is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Do you know what 4chan is? I only lurk on 9gag leleleleleellelelelelelele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesackboy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 this is New York times material, I suggest you contact one of their editors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepard Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Laser it off, I know a ton of people who've done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Time to bleach my asshole after shaving it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianskillzz Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Just wax it off, it will hurt more so just drink some Voooodka before you do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackberry4511 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 reddit from a week ago This is older than that. Like 2007.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I only lurk on 9gag leleleleleellelelelelelele Lurk =/= 9gag Facebook connected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Lurk =/= 9gag Facebook connected Poopdick detected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Poopdick detected jaime detected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxwonderbredxX Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 lol. This is actually written well. BUT WTF do you guys talk about in JB?! I mean sheeett Crackhouse DM is pretty Cray but damn. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASCII Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Read this on Reddit. But if you are gonna shave your nether regions just use cocoa butter and gold bond body powder, that is what i use to keep my front and backyard "low maintenance " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuIcY Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 this was such an interesting read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffy420blazeit Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Thanks HG, that's enough internet for today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Hehehe, well I'm not doing that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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