Sandvich Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) It was another boring night on HG jailbreak; about 11 o'clock on a Monday night, no real action. We all shared a small chuckle at Consuela's music from the last round, but it provided little entertainment bleeding into the next round. I leaned back in my chair, stretching only for the sake of passing time until Consuela gave his rant on reading the Jailbreak Bible, once again. He finally made the order to walk to the bottom of cell stairs, at which I immediately bolted to blue room. Not one CT nor Consuela had noticed me as I lazily ran through blue room into obs, then to JJK, then finally to armory. I hastily grabbed an MP5 and cleared out the two AFK CTs standing atop of electric chair. As I was doing this, Consuela murmured something about VIP shingles, but my attention slipped from the meaningless orders. I exchanged my MP5 for an AWP and took position at the corner of infirmary, waiting to kill a CT that lined up in the perfect position. Soon enough, one on top of walkway met my scope, and I prepared to take fire. As I calmly mashed my finger against the left-click button and the bullet left my AWP, fate had something else in mind. Right the bullet was traveling through the air towards my target, I heard screams all around me. Not only from the prisoners, but from Consuela and the CTs themselves. The bullet never made it to the guard as I was teleported to the spot I had earlier killed the AFK CTs. I stood there in shock and perplexity; Consuela was screaming furiously as all the other CTs began laughing to the point of tears. My kill feed was flooded with name upon name, and the words "LR TIME" suddenly appeared on my screen in bold, white text. Finally, I realized what had happened. "You CT's are all derps, you didn't listen again." Consuela said irately. "You should have typed it in CT chat!" Exclaimed a random CT, transgressing Consuela's patience. Consuela tricked all the prisoners so well that the CTs didn't realize what he was doing. The CTs had killed every single prisoner except for the two rebels. I walked over to the site of the crime; a pile of bodies piled under VIP shingles. "In the arms of an Angel..." Consuela played softly in the background. All the CTs mourned around the bodies. Some were happy, some were sad, some were angry, Consuela was a bit mad; but no matter the feelings, all the CTs congregated around the lifeless ragdolls of the dead prisoners, and watched the time tick down. Edited December 10, 2013 by Sandvich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factions Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 And in tf2 jailbreak its all the guards that are dead and the ts are singing milkshakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consuela Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 "CTS DONT KILL ANYONE UNTIL I GIVE THE COMMAND!" "KILL THE DERPS!!!" all die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathShot Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 i crid er tiem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhataWackaMonk Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 *Sigh* *Unzip* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny1020 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 such pain, much death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microsoft Word Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Haha I like how you wrote it as a story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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