ReeD Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Hello, people! For this Mission I want you to show me how mean you guys are by roasting my bitch ass Y'all got until 5 PM EST to finish the mission. I'll hand pick the roast I like the most. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) This guy's squid hat is also his dildo. Yes, it fits fine. Edited July 21, 2017 by JHnY HaYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sno Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Reed looks like a bruised banana that lost it's peel in a car crash, on top of that, you're tf2 staff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jglake Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) Your penis is so small you use that tiny stuffed monkey as a masturbation doll. tiny Edited July 21, 2017 by Jg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elitegamebeast1 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 you looked better in slack lul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiKaZz epic bro Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I am going to go simple here Reed is the type of person to eat grapes out of the bag before paying for them. Edited July 21, 2017 by KiKaZz epic bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ace tanker Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 who ever made you should of gotten a abortian. and you also remind of my chineese friend ug lee and what is that weird thing on your neck? ow never mind its ya head. tell ya moma i will pay her at the end of the month 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinthe5 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I think you look good Reed - said no one ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nielsfalko Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 u that black guy that wants to be colourful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTt Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s e a l Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Through those glasses and that smile, you almost can't tell that you hate your entire life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feminist Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Youre a stale meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbythed Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Your attempt to look wacky and unique only clarifies your lack of personal identity. I had typed out something more entertaining but I couldn't bring myself to post it. I hope you find yourself one day, we're here to help if you need it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeused Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 sorry, i skipped every other mission because they are boring but this is too good to pass up even if i dont win. Reed, you need to go outside my dude. you stay inside and.. is that a few extra pounds? hell, if you ran like your mouth, you would be in shape. you cover up your hairline so people dont question it and you ask yourself everyday what division your actually in. id give you a nasty look but it looks like you already got one m8. your that guy that wears a fuckin tank-top and you tell yourself it looks cool but in reality they are as good as your csgo skins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Past Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 You look like a ran over chicken nugget with a squid that has more bones than your soft eyes. because gigi doesnt make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxsnake Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 i would roast you but i already missed tf2 koth tourney after i took a five hour nap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiyu Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Look like the type of dude to listen to x and say he listen to real rap Why you have a plastic cup right next to your ass in your bathroom Why your hair thingy pink why i got the feeling that under those glasses your eyes look like the squids why you look like you got a pair of these on http://imgur.com/a/LHRMQ id say your parents should be dissapointed but they named you zeyad what do they expect ily reed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jc. Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 your rhymes are weak af. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flops Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'll admit you didn't get staff from sucking dick. You got it from eating some higher-up's hairy ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaioa Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 No Roast. Just wanna say your hat is pretty neat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 u are a gay ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawBerry Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 i don't need too your face does it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgemon Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Just for fun, still <3 You live with your parents still because you sure as hell dont have a decorated and clean bathroom. You are wearing a tanktop because sitting in front of a screen all day has made normal t's and other shirts uncomfortably tight, fatass. Throwing up a peace sign because its year 2000. And nice hat, let me guess, a memento/keepsake of your very first convention? Also those glasses are fucking stupid. Love Sungod Edited July 22, 2017 by Sungod #ProPAIN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 i'm against hate u,u but HOLLYY SHITTT YOU'RE UGLY YOUR NOSE LOOKS LIKE A MIDGET'S COCK AND LETS NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE PORTION OF YOUR SMILE BC JESUS DAMNNN. WE'RE BARELY ABLE TO SEE IT AND I CAN TELL MY DEADGRANNIE HAS BETTER TEETH THAN UR HEADASS. BOIIII LETS NOT EVEN MENTION YOUR OVER COOKED CHICKEN NUGGET FINGERS, AND WHERE TF R UR GAINZZZ, YOUR BODY IS BURNING MY EYES, PUT SOMETHING ON FFS. YOUR WEARING THAT TOY ON YOUR HEAD BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD RIDE UR ASS. much love<3, would smash 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReeD Posted July 22, 2017 Author Share Posted July 22, 2017 Alright, The roast I like was Whortex! Out of most people his was the most unique. PM me on the forum.(Shout out to Jg., Seal, and_zeus for making me laugh with their roast) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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