Deadbabywalrus

Girls can be zoombles too mang.

How about a dead baby walrus in one of the cells. Or Goku.

Primary: Flare gun. Secondary: Some sort of hunting rifle. I don't know guns man. Location: Some tall ass building in New Yawk Just bring a bag of dirt, seeds, rope, and a little garden set in a backpack. Get to the top. Smash some stairs so the zeds can't follow my ass but leave me like the top ten floors or something. Plant some plants so I can eat. Slowly clear the building of zambies with the rifle and the little shovel from the gardening set until I've got all but around 2-3 floors. Use the flare gun to distract zoombles while I rappel down and grab real eats. Use flare gun to stave off boredom. Use the flare gun to light zamboozles on fire because it'd be fun as hell. Use flare gun to attract a plane or a boat or something to come rescue me when I get too bored of being at the top of the food chain. This plan is bulletproof. Like me. Because I've got a flare gun.

Figured since there are new weapon skins to trade, there should be some place here where we can do that. Let me know if this is against rules or something. I've got a Field tested Irradiated Alert skin for the Mag-7. I'd take pretty much any skin for an AR besides the famas.

As a fanboy, I'm obligated to say MGS4. But Last of Us is up there. I also wanna say MAG because it was pretty revolutionary when it first came out, even if the gameplay was lacking. Fuck it, God of War 3 is the best.

I managed to get a job as a cashier at this family-owned corner store because I can speak Spanish.

So the name. I tell people not to ask about it because I don't really have an answer. Some years back when the original xbox live was a thing I begged and begged for an xbox to play with my friends. My eldest brother (who at the time is experimenting with less than legal substances) comes home with an xbox and 3 months of xbox live. He gets more stoned than a hooker in Pakistan, tells me to fuck off, and hooks up the xbox. The next day, he gives me the xbox, telling me that he didn't like it. I sign in, giddy with excitement, and put in Halo 2. The only profile made is named deadbabywalrus, and I'm too lazy to make a new one, so I play. I play the shit out of that xbox, and after awhile, I buy The Orange Box for PC. I install steam, and start to make my account, but I can't think of a name. I figured it should be the same as my xbox name for the sake of consistency, so deadbabywalrus it is. I later buy a 360, and use the same profile as the old xbox. But Microsoft thinks dead baby animals are inappropriate, and made me change the gamertag. So I guess it isn't even my name, huh.

Hey. I'm me. I like CS and TF2. I like to sing. I like to pretend that I'm fluent in Spanish. Me gusta fumar. I have a dog named Jaxx who is pretty chill. I've been told that I eat far too many Cheez-its in one sitting. I hate people who use smileys excessively. So that's it I suppose. Thanks for having me.

-hg- Clan Application Game Division Counter-Strike (Global Offensive / Source) In-Game Name Deadbabywalrus Location Springfield, Oregon How old are you? 17 Which server(s) of ours do you play on? CS:GO Jailbreak and Deathmatch; CS:S Jailbreak and Deathmatch; TF2 Trade servers How long have you been playing on our server(s)? I dunno. A long ass time. What is your Steam ID / GUID? STEAM_0:0:18299027 Why do you want to join HG? I play on these servers too much not to join. All members are required to be on our TeamSpeak3 Server whenever playing. Will you agree with this rule? Yes Who (if anyone) referred you to apply? -- Any other information you want to include is welcome --