Optimus Weiner

Massive Win. I require a new processor, ram and graphics cards in order to play GA properly.

Me at a wedding. You fuckers. I'm the one on the left with the blue shirt.

...first of all, no you can't get a strip club experience for free. Unless you know 20 or so women who you can get to your house nude with no questions asked any day of the week. Which you can't. This makes you a liar and a teenager. A stupid stupid teenager. OP, go make it rain. And buy me a cigar while you're at it.

But there's no crying in Soccer. However, there IS just as much taking your shirt off.

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... I'm forming a new team: Team No Homo.

XBL: Dave Sharona

again. Slowclap.

dicks you in the nose? I'm down.

I love this thread so much.

@The Monkey

Yes! True victory.

Only the cool kids do anal.

Then be glad: you've been spared thus far.