Inc Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 in response to: " when did you realize the struggle was real? " "when i lay down on my back in my bed, butt naked of course, jacking off to internet porn on my laptop connected to wireless internet, and after 2 minutes of stroking my 5 & 1/4 inch boner, my seed explodes onto the top of my chest, just at the line of my collar bone, where i stand up very quickly because i am not a female who prefers a pearl necklace, but a motherfucking mighty man who would like to see his own discarded children propel down his chest, zigzagging through the happy trail in the same pattern that a human would use in order to successfully evade an angry alligator, only to be thoroughly disappointed and ashamed when you do not acquire your goal, which is to have your sperm spiral down into your inny bellybutton the same way water goes down the toilet in Australia... cuz let's face it, if you aren't playin darts using your cum and your bellybutton, then what the fuck are you even doing with your life? So to answer your question, i realized the struggle was real when i didn't get a bullseye so i could reward myself with 50 points." tldr: this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 BOOOOOOM! Man I did not know full house is now on Netflix, Thanks guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No! Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 No! No! No! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxwonderbredxX Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 uM VS. C. Nice try. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 freepost yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 full house is on netflix hot damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captaincracker Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 full house is on netflix hot damn A wild skreech appears, netflix uses Full House, it's very effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
komodoh Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 These threads are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I would like to learn that pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StyleeZy Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Promoted! feel free to apply again after 05/02/2012 and welcome to our GFX Team. Remember to stay active across forums, teamspeak, and your admin is revoked! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COON Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) How about we take Monkey on a camping trip?? I want you to meet someone......... I will Prove he exists Edited June 6, 2014 by TheCoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaOfPain Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 in response to: " when did you realize the struggle was real? " "when i lay down on my back in my bed, butt naked of course, jacking off to internet porn on my laptop connected to wireless internet, and after 2 minutes of stroking my 5 & 1/4 inch boner, my seed explodes onto the top of my chest, just at the line of my collar bone, where i stand up very quickly because i am not a female who prefers a pearl necklace, but a motherfucking mighty man who would like to see his own discarded children propel down his chest, zigzagging through the happy trail in the same pattern that a human would use in order to successfully evade an angry alligator, only to be thoroughly disappointed and ashamed when you do not acquire your goal, which is to have your sperm spiral down into your inny bellybutton the same way water goes down the toilet in Australia... cuz let's face it, if you aren't playin darts using your cum and your bellybutton, then what the fuck are you even doing with your life? So to answer your question, i realized the struggle was real when i didn't get a bullseye so i could reward myself with 50 points." tldr: this thread no 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dice Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Minkie always abuses Im fuzzy dice and I approve this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/5NelJAp.gif http://i.imgur.com/byAG0TO.gif Just keeping this full house thread alive. Think we are beyond the point of saying this is a abuse report. Edited June 6, 2014 by CanIYellNow@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 How the fuck did this thread get so long? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COON Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 How the fuck did this thread get so long? Well at first it was all about your horrid aboose. annnnnd then <thread>Full House</thread> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slap Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 o lordy why you bring fullhouse in to this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Well at first it was all about your horrid aboose. annnnnd then <thread>Full House</thread> Are you in TS3, because I don't think you understand what abuse really is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dode Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Another free post thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COON Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Are you in TS3, because I don't think you understand what abuse really is. Well Imma buy admin and ban you now #Aboose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Well Imma buy admin and ban you now #Aboose Wish monkey would poke me like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COON Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Wish monkey would poke me like that Made me feel all dirty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectiveYellNow Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Made me feel all dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slap Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) full house is on netflix hot damn made an improvement Edited June 7, 2014 by Dr.Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEH_TROLL Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I've been poked to the point of crippledness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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