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in response to: " when did you realize the struggle was real? "

 

"when i lay down on my back in my bed, butt naked of course, jacking off to internet porn on my laptop connected to wireless internet, and after 2 minutes of stroking my 5 & 1/4 inch boner, my seed explodes onto the top of my chest, just at the line of my collar bone, where i stand up very quickly because i am not a female who prefers a pearl necklace, but a motherfucking mighty man who would like to see his own discarded children propel down his chest, zigzagging through the happy trail in the same pattern that a human would use in order to successfully evade an angry alligator, only to be thoroughly disappointed and ashamed when you do not acquire your goal, which is to have your sperm spiral down into your inny bellybutton the same way water goes down the toilet in Australia... cuz let's face it, if you aren't playin darts using your cum and your bellybutton, then what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

 

So to answer your question, i realized the struggle was real when i didn't get a bullseye so i could reward myself with 50 points."

 

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in response to: " when did you realize the struggle was real? "

 

"when i lay down on my back in my bed, butt naked of course, jacking off to internet porn on my laptop connected to wireless internet, and after 2 minutes of stroking my 5 & 1/4 inch boner, my seed explodes onto the top of my chest, just at the line of my collar bone, where i stand up very quickly because i am not a female who prefers a pearl necklace, but a motherfucking mighty man who would like to see his own discarded children propel down his chest, zigzagging through the happy trail in the same pattern that a human would use in order to successfully evade an angry alligator, only to be thoroughly disappointed and ashamed when you do not acquire your goal, which is to have your sperm spiral down into your inny bellybutton the same way water goes down the toilet in Australia... cuz let's face it, if you aren't playin darts using your cum and your bellybutton, then what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

 

So to answer your question, i realized the struggle was real when i didn't get a bullseye so i could reward myself with 50 points."

 

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Well at first it was all about your horrid aboose. annnnnd then <thread>Full House</thread>

 

Are you in TS3, because I don't think you understand what abuse really is.

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