Darkkran Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) We are on a mission to post the funniest joke in history in the HG forums. I need everyone's help to help me with it too. I have tried to think of the funniest joke for a long time and this is all I have come up with was [spoiler=My First Result]AQ [spoiler=My Final Result(Will be decided after the 15th of this month)]What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Fitting in. By Forella Edited January 14, 2015 by Darkkran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAman Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Wait AQ exist sorry thought they was a myth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britt<3 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) What is black and never works? [spoiler=Answer]Decaf. coffeeeeee! Edited January 12, 2015 by Britt<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkkran Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 What is black and never works? [spoiler=Answer]Decaf. coffeeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul :) Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 please no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djsobes Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Poop post for poop meemees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This is now a dank meemee thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAman Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Knock knock Who's there Doctor Doctor who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bp~ Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I have tried to think of the funniest joke for a long time and this is all I have come up with was 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaioa Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Nice Video about a Dutch guy flaming the Dutch at new years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(evko)KingSlayer Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Whos there? Not Sally ;3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLLeR SeNSaTioN™ Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown Ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the Ostrich, "What's Yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the Order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man Reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact Change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come Again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries And a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and Pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato And a salad," says the man. "Same," says the Ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order And says, "That will be $32.62." Once again The man pulls the exact change out of his pocket And places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any Longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to Always come up with the exact change in your Pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was Cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp.. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me Two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had To pay for anything, I would just put my hand In my pocket and the right amount of money Would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people Would ask for a Million Dollars or something, But you'll always be as rich as you want for as Long as you live!" "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," Says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second Wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long Legs who agrees with everything I say.." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This is now a dank meemee thread. lol what did the fedora do at the resturaunt left a tip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkkran Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown Ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the Ostrich, "What's Yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the Order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man Reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact Change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come Again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries And a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and Pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato And a salad," says the man. "Same," says the Ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order And says, "That will be $32.62." Once again The man pulls the exact change out of his pocket And places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any Longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to Always come up with the exact change in your Pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was Cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp.. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me Two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had To pay for anything, I would just put my hand In my pocket and the right amount of money Would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people Would ask for a Million Dollars or something, But you'll always be as rich as you want for as Long as you live!" "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," Says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second Wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long Legs who agrees with everything I say.." LOL Nice one lol what did the fedora do at the resturaunt left a tip Ooooo that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forella! Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Fitting in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Wolf Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) im surprised weeman hasn't labeled this a shitpost yet before he does, bricksquad is a joke. the end Edited January 12, 2015 by Sniper Wolf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkkran Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Fitting in. GG, might be game over if someone else can't produce some other good ones!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacobD_ Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Bad jokes eh? Here's a bad one... "Your mother is a joke" (meant as a joke, don't take it wrong way - pls ) Edited January 13, 2015 by BlueBerry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governor Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Okay, get this.. The milk man is delivering milk to a house where a mother and a child live. Following along with me so far? Great. The milk man now goes to the market, and then they see the mother and child there. Wait for it.... The mother and the child make a purchase of a gallon of dairy products!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited January 13, 2015 by The Governor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkkran Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 Okay, get this.. The milk man is delivering milk to a house where a mother and a child live. Following along with me so far? Great. The milk man now goes to the market, and then they see the mother and child there. Wait for it.... The mother and the child make a purchase of a gallon of dairy products!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that to waste my time or not well written? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aayaaha Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Edited January 15, 2015 by aayaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Mars Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 My love life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:XHX-LVL-XHX:. Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 YOUR MOM......wait thats a joke right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingPhoenix Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 What website does a DJ go to? [spoiler=Answer]Wiki-Wikipedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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