Weeaboos

D3nL · January 29, 2015

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

-O-P-rime · January 29, 2015

is she kill?

Fulcata · January 29, 2015

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StyleeZy · January 29, 2015

blank would make a good catperson in my manga

UnPrePared_ · January 29, 2015

Yes. That's my final answer.

ClearCut · January 29, 2015

No. That's my final answer.

Chaos Symphony · January 29, 2015

Hey guys, how's it going? Kripparrian here.

XxwonderbredxX · January 29, 2015

shit happens.

Weeman · January 29, 2015

(evko)KingSlayer · January 29, 2015

http://youtu.be/TBfWKmRFTjM

WEABOO OP

7Z. · January 29, 2015

http://youtu.be/TBfWKmRFTjM

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JJK · January 29, 2015

im reading this while pooping

Lulzsec420 · January 30, 2015

Yes. :dis-gon-b-gud:

Richie · January 30, 2015

MFW xDxDxD

Slowpoke · January 30, 2015

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Slowpoke · January 30, 2015