Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) So because I'm away from my PC for a week, bored and desperately single - I'm leaving my love life in the hands of our wonderful community. Comment below your best tinder pick up lines, and the best/funniest ones, I'll use on my tinder and post the screenshot and let you know of any replies. You guys can't do any worse than I already do myself - so give it your worst shot! EDIT: Any that I'll do I will quote the original post with the screenshot of me sending, then edit that post for any future replies. Edited June 6, 2017 by Pongo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Are you a Harry Potter fan? Because you are adumbledorable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeri :) Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Mine is "hey babe I'm not full time I'm part-time" typically that gets her sopping wet 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ace tanker Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 did that fall hurt? because damn you are an angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) This was Sauls entry - initial reaction was good but the follow up not so much Edited June 6, 2017 by Pongo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 did that fall hurt? because damn you are an angel What's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkrtSkrt Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hey baby. Are you a penny? Because id sure pick you up off the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReeD Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I'm a 6'1 Black Person. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 ayy bb u wan sum fuk? Mission unsuccessful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeri :) Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I can't offer you anything except mediocre sex. You down? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Are you a Harry Potter fan? Because you are adumbledorable. Will edit this post if I get a reply 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Mine is "hey babe I'm not full time I'm part-time" typically that gets her sopping wet I'll be astonished if this warrants a reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 age is just a number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 I'm a 6'1 Black Person. Will edit for any response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinthe5 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hello, ( the potential suitor's name) I would like to extend a formal invitation to the pants party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 I can't offer you anything except mediocre sex. You down? This one is just true though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hello, ( the potential suitor's name) I would like to extend a formal invitation to the pants party. One of the best so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 I had hair pulling and rough sex in mind for tonight. Are you up for it? Can't believe I've actually done this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 I'm insecure about my body this one right here hit a little too close to home so I'm leaving this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hey baby. Are you a penny? Because id sure pick you up off the street 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArkAngelAngel Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I may be 6'9, but I know 6 ways to use these 9 inches. They call me an aimbot but that's not where I'm aiming tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 I may be 6'9, but I know 6 ways to use these 9 inches. They call me an aimbot but that's not where I'm aiming tonight. Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nielsfalko Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 hello, madam want to join me sometimes for some tea and crumpets? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rise Above Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hey gorgeous, what's your credit card number? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eurae Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 haiku: your skin bears beauty your quality is unmatched a great find indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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