Jessica's Guide On How To Be An Pro Cader ?

[Jessica]

Hello everyone

so i'm made the how to be an pro medic like yesterday

I was happy that a few people really enjoy it and find it very helpful

it is something i'm really proud of

so i'm going to do an how to be an pro cader

 

this guide will be long so warning: if you cannot take it , grab an snacks or drinks , sniff cokes , drink wine ,whatever you like

and I want you to sit the fuck tight , do not stand up

 

and that is the intro , let begin this how to be an pro cader guide

 

This guide will split into 7 parts

 

Part 1: The Basic Intro

 

Part 2: The Types / Styles Of Cades

 

Part 3: Working With Players Or Working Alone

 

Part 4: The Dealing

 

Part 5: The Traits

 

Part 6: Objectieve Cade VS Survival Cade

 

Part 7: The Guide Ending

 

* if you know part 1 and part 2 , then you can skip to part 3*

 

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( Part 1: The Basic Intro )

Of course , every games always has it own basic intro

everyone is going to say this: it's just nailing props , girl

.......................NAILING PROPS

 

It's MORE THAN Just nailing a fuck ass prop

so i'm going to use this word CADE as an word that we all can use and it's going to be useful in the future

and this basic intro will be a bit short , however it's going to cover all the parts i'm going to share

 

Cooperate with other players

Act quick and fast before trollers comes

Ditch the area if runs by zombies

Ensure the cade is secure

 

 

Cooperate with other players : it is best to work with other survivors on zs , as each of us can help one and another , always cooperate with each other and plan how you and your team want to cade

 

Act quick and fast before trollers comes : of course , all games will have trollers . It always best to act quick before trollers arrive and shitcade your cade

 

Ditch the area if runs by zombies : if runs by zombies , as they attack , always find a way out and ditch the area before you became one of them

 

Ensure the cade is secure : always remember , secure the cade , so they won't enter and attack you

 

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( Part 2: The Types / Styles Of Cade )

 

 

In this part

it's all about the different types / styles of cade

every cade will be different in each game

so i'll introduce you a few of them

 

- Shelf Cade

- V Cade

- Skycade

- Bunker Cade

- Hopping Cade

- Shitcade

 

 

- Shelf cade is very common in ZS

using the shelf props , you can make

 

- Square Cade ( Using 5 sheld , two on the doorway facing vertical , another two shelf on each side facing vertical with one shelf in the middle facing horizontal

- Tilted Cade ( Using two or more shelf and make it tilted , this prevent zombies from entering )

 

 

- V Cade

It named V cade it because the cade is shaped like an V

it will require you using two blue shelf props in order to make V Cade

and also require you to use small props to block the holes * top to bottom *

so headcrabs don't get in

 

 

- Skycade

 

Skycade is uncommon

it requires a lot of skills to make one

i'll show you the steps , advantages and disvantages and the requirement to make a skycade

 

*Requirement *

 

- Teamwork

-at least 7 to 14 players

- A lot of props ( e.g tables , chairs , shelf etc )

- Hammer and nails

- Buff

 

* Steps *

1: if the map is a bigger map * e.g snowy castle *

find a place that is higher and able to make an bridge and not near any zombie spawn

 

2: once you plan , start finding props and nailing it to the area you want your skycade to be

 

3: if you have players who are shooters, ask them to defend you while you make the skycade

 

4: bring extra props for your defending stage

 

5: once the bridge is done , unnail it and watch as the bridge fall , this will prevent the zombies to attack ( Normal , headcrab , poison )

 

* Advantages and Disadvantages *

 

Advantages #1: Prevent zombies that can't find or crawl up towards your cade

Advantages #2: Able to snipe the zombies from the top

 

Disadvantages : Fast zombies , Revenant , Swamp , Fleshbeast and Legion can attack your cade

 

 

- Bunker Cade

The reason why it call bunker cade because it looks very similar to an bunker

it has

 

- Front Cade

- Main Cade ( Or So call Secondary Cade )

- Backup Cade

 

It is common for a large group of players to build this

 

 

- Hopping Cade

 

Not Similar to bunker cade

it call hopping cade is because players always nail small props into the ground which make the zombies even harder to reach and attack the cade

small props like bricks , watermelon , pots etc

 

it's best if the area your cading is

 

 

- Shitcade

 

Shitcade is an cade that is caded with random props

there's no advantages when building shitcade

 

To tell a different between a normal cade and shitcade

 

Normal cade has

 

- Holes for shooters to shot

- proper builded and secure

- able to repair props at the front

 

Shitcade has

 

- No holes which makes it very hard for shooters to defend

- random props being nailed

- not able to repair the props at the front

 

so I highly recommend you NOT to build an shitcade

 

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( Part 3: Working With Players / Working Alone )

 

now in this part , i'll tell you the different between working with other players and working alone

 

Working with others

Advantages

 

- Provides helps and able to build an cade faster

- able to work together

- able to defend the cade and repair the props much faster

- able to go out of the cade to bring extra props while others defend you

 

Disadvantages

 

- if the cade falls , it provides the zombie team an large advantages to attack the other cades with less humans

 

 

Working Alone

Advantages

 

- Zombies will likely leave you alone and attack an cade with large amount of humans

- Only 1 or 2 zombies attack your cade

- Able to set up traps and prepare for defending stage ( like setting up the slams , turrents , resupply boxes etc)

- Able to get tier 4 to 6 weapons when the other cade falls

- Able to be last humans

 

Disadvantages

 

- Not able to repair all the props

- Not able to shoot and repair at the same time

-Cade will fall very quickly

 

I recommend working with friends , work with an small group of people as this helps you bond with each other and also help with one and another

 

 

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( Part 4: The Dealing )

 

every games has it own little fuck nuts

so in this part , i'll tell you the types of players you will meet when cading in ZS

 

- The Shitcaders

 

The shitcaders are the one who shitcade your cade

they would

 

- nail your props when you had already propclaim

- nail random props and put them into your cade

- won't stop

 

lucky in HG , they have both zlist and zlock which both are able to blacklist the shitcaders from cading

 

 

- The Sunobu Bossy Royal ( AKA The Snobby Queen / King )

 

these fuckers , they like to be treated like they are the queens and kings and also order you to how to fucking cade

 

- Usually they will orders you to cade and other players to defend while they just relax and sit there to watch

- Very chatterbox and won't stop talking

- when muted, will likely pm you and threaten to report you / make an demote report etc

 

 

- The I know what to do

 

These are the one who knows what to do but FAILS

 

- usually are very mean towards others and will try and votekick you

- Telling you they know what to do in the end fails

 

 

- The Salty Cunt Chips

 

the salty cunt chips are not similar to the I know what to do

 

- they are usually very salty if the cades are ruined

- always mock you for no reasons or with reasons which are very silly and baka to me

- votekick you like it's their server

 

 

if any of these types of players are abusing votekicks , always call an admin / staff / moderators to help you deal with them

 

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( Part 5: The Traits )

 

Caders traits are very different from the medics traits

 

Caders always use

- Buff

- Quick

 

they actually never use any of the returns as it is very risky towards them

so I recommend you to use Buff and quick as it is very helpful for you when cading

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( Part 6: Objectieve Cade VS Survival Cade )

 

so in this last part , I'll tell you the different between objectieve cade and survival cade

 

Objectieve Cade

 

- Usually requires less props as you have to run from one point to another

- Props are usally normal or small

- Never being any props with you during objectieve

 

Survival Cade

 

- Always stays in one area *unless there's other players in other cade then you can fall to their cades*

- Usually are always secure

- Props are always big and able to held the cade longer

 

 

 

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The Ending

 

So I hope you enjoy this guide

and I hope you learn something from it

 

if you have any questions , I recommend asking grim or any other caders you know

it's best to ask them anything related to cading

 

i'll try and do an how to be an pro shooter guide if this guide has 40 replies and 14 likes

the how to be an pro shooter will be the last guide that i'll make for ZS

 

so I really hope you enjoy and find this guide very helpful

Special thanks to grim who help me get some answer on the traits

 

 

Goodbye And Stay Profits

[slav]

every games has it own little fuck nuts

 

once again Jessica you blew me away! Awesome guide

[Trazix]

You need add some screen exemple to better understand

Edited November 22, 2017 by Trazix

[Jessica]

You need add some screen exemple

 

I'll update this guide in the near future , thank you

[Archer]

I honestly have no idea what any of this means, it’s just so pretty and colorful

[Jessica]

I honestly have no idea what any of this means, it’s just so pretty and colorful

 

It's an guide for ZS for caders , to be an pro

but thank you

I try to add colours so others will know what i'm trying to explain

 

i'll add screenshot in the near future to show some example

[SkrtSkrt]

Nice guide.

[PapiKoi]

So Long and useful for alot of TF2 people to use! Nice Job Jessica!Looks like you took a long time to make and mainly effort too.

[ValueSensei]

Another good guide! Pretty awesome to see someone actually put effort into this kind of thing!

[Reverze]

Great guide!

[Ryze]

Nice guide

[eXfro]

Very nice indeed, I would just add something about thinking of the negative space in the cade. Effectively placing props just the right distance apart from each other and walls is very important,

[Jessica]

Very nice indeed, I would just add something about thinking of the negative space in the cade. Effectively placing props just the right distance apart from each other and walls is very important,

 

You can try and make a guide for caders :3

[eXfro]

You can try and make a guide for caders :3

 

Ha! first of all it would not look nearly as pretty as this! annnnd I don't think people want a guide where fuck is every other word

[ValueSensei]

Ha! first of all it would not look nearly as pretty as this! annnnd I don't think people want a guide where fuck is every other word

 

Still would be nice to have a couple guides to link new people to. You could always have someone touch it up after, and remove the saltwords

[Wonderland]

This... This is a good guide