*CUPCAKE* Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Well.... I hate to be mean...It kills me to tell anyone no when it comes to things like that..but for one i'm not letting a stranger in my house and number two you just interrupted my CSS game play by ringing my door bell when my husband is sleeping since he had to work over and you got my dark barking like crazy. So i have no choice but to open the door now to get you to go away and my dog stop barking They keep freaking talking even after i say IM NOT INTERESTED....I mean am i going to have to cuss them and tell them to get the heck off my property? I guess i'm going to have to put up a sign on my front door that says NO SOLICITING Usually its ADT coming by..i've actually had to cuss them..i've called and called and told them to quit sending people out here! We don't need no ADT we have GUNS! how do you deal with these people besides not answering the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 open the door with a shotgun in your hands and say no thanks and when they dont leave say "Do i have to make you leave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tminus Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Leave a couple of fake corpses on your lawn. That will give them the right idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4ithl3ss Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Open the door, and once they say "Jesus" close the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 The easiest REAL way is to convince them you know just as much if not more about what they're talking about than they do. If they think you're not interested because you don't know about it, then they'll TEACH you about it. But if they get the impression that you are well-versed in whatever it is, then they'll leave you alone. Say things like "Oh yeah I saw that on TV," or "Yeah I think I saw that in the newspaper ad." For LITERAL preachers (Jehovah's Witnesses FYI), share your opinion on the topic at hand, though change it a bit to semi-agree with them. I noticed that most JW's don't care much if you're saved, but just that they're right, so let them be right and they walk away. Good luck. If all else fails, revert to Adam's suggestion. I find that a Remington with about two shells in it tends to get the point across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Open the door, and once they say "Jesus" close the door This. Make sure they try to stick a foot in so you can break their foot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 paint ur face red and get some fake horns. "We are the devils!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just open the door say "Fuck Jesus" and shut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 If you're going to confront or approach people that do not believe likewise, simply ask them to leave and tell them that you do not believe the same (or give them your reasoning). If they do not, you have a lot of other options to ask them to go. I guess it depends on how tolerant and how busy you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Close the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbelt Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Close the door. Why even open the door in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Why even open the door in the first place? Read the first post, they don't go away and the dog barks while hubby slumbers. But ya best bet is probably a "No soliciting" sign. Tho I'd dress it up a bit with a skull and crossbones or gun sticker next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*CUPCAKE* Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 hahahahah love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*CUPCAKE* Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) omg the best hahahahaahha well he said "there are lots of different types of religions out there and we want to tell you which ones are right" ------ next time i think ill go to the door in lingerie AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH they will be speechless and be holding our shotgun hahahahahahaha ------ omg hahahaha ----- omg awesome.... ----- yeah the longer the door goes unanswered the longer that ring the door bell then they start knocking on the door and the dog just won't shut up..... Normally he's at work.... Edited February 10, 2011 by enigma# sweet mother of pentaposting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 the dog just won't shut up..... Normally he's at work.... Dog with job. So much for the recession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splizes Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 My dad answered the door butt naked with devil horns on. There was a little girl with the old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Itz ez...Troll them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Tell them that you are Muslim. Or just buy a condo like me . I used to get these guys at my parent's house all the time since it was in a very wealthy neighborhood and they solicited donations. My parents who are Jewish just told them that they are Jewish through the intercom. Aaah, the joys of having an intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 i just let them talk forever, and then either say if they're religious, im atheist, or if they are going for votes, say im not a citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Tell them that Bill Maher is your dad lol. Or tell them that you are in a rush and that you don't have time for them because you are running late for an abortion that will be performed by a gay doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Put a sign shoot at sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCrzy Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Here is the best way to respond if you want to see them have a heart attack. When you open the door and they start talking, respond with "god?" as if you have no idea what they are talking about. Do the same with jesus, like "Jesus? I don't know what you are talking about." When they freak out a bit and start trying to frantically explain to you Christianity just give them a completely puzzled look like "that doesn't make sense at all..." "You mean to say that a snake bit a woman who ate an apple while she was naked and because of that I am a bad person?" and such, then eventually just kind of give them a strange look as if you believe they are mad and you are going to call the police and say "I'm really not interested..." and close the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*CUPCAKE* Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 HAHAHAHHHA that's great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 No Soliciting will not work. Open the door, say "I dont mean to be rude but im buzy, have a good morning." Then slowly shut the door and smile bam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 My dad always opens the door and says "No offence, but we dont care. Try the next house" While he smiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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