bort Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Dear fellow HG members, Ever since I started at HG, people have always made fun of my name. They say that "bort" is not a real word. They say it's not even a real name. I am ridiculed wherever I turn. For this reason I will be changing my name to dort. Hopefully having this new, more real name will allow me to better serve the HG community in the years to come. Thank you for understanding, Yors truly, Dort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 well i dont think its funny its just a name.. i ll say its cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Will you be keeping the mullet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Dort i hope youre still cool with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 of course i will keep the mullet. with great mullets come great power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 of course i will keep the mullet. with great mullets come great power. Then i support this change %100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Amazing Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 This has definitely got to fall under the fake and gay section.... somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaSteve Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bort:: –noun low-quality diamond, in granular aggregate or small fragments, valuable only in crushed or powdered form, especially for industrial use as an abrasive. Dort: — n another name for Dordrecht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Dort. Stand for Dont Offer Richard Tacos. Seriously, he hates those fucking tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 So do I type !dort now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Hey Dort welcome to the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 April Fools huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa John Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 April Fools huh? Well look who had to come an kill the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batters Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Welcome to the council and forums Dort! Enjoy your stay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piscian Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 goddamn you. Seriously had me worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Android Penguin Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bort be fooling with all of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 sad cosmo is sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 No Bort dont fall under the conspiracy formed by the coalition government of the dark hand formed by young soviet radicals with roots in Africa and fueled by the japanese mafia!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xIFATALSKILLZIx Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 so instead of !bort in JB, now its !dort correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bort Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Change the damn forums back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingless Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I vote for "A-Bort". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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