Angel Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) Hey guys, if you don't already know Steam has a sale on GTA: San Andreas for $3.75 and I'm willing to buy a copy for 1 person! I know it's an old game but meh and it's on sale To enter for a chance to win, all you have to do is say can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? *cough* read this sentence carefully *cough* To determine who will get it, I will assign each person with a number starting from 1 and I will then ask one of my family members to pick a number between 1-x. Whichever number gets picked will get the copy Only 1 post per person please, as you can only get 1 entry. You only have 3 hours from the creation of this thread to enter as the Steam Deal is only on for a bit less than 6 hours so get in quick! ALSO: to make it easier to gift you a copy if you win just add me on Steam when you post so I don't have to wait for a friend request when the time comes. I will not be gifting it after the deal is over. EXTRA: [spoiler=Press it you won't]In case you don't win the copy you can add a joke to your post and I will be the decider of who gets the extra copy If you win the first copy you will not be considered for this extra copy. The rules of entry are the same as the first entry for the first copy: only 3 hours to enter and add me on Steam, etc. Edited June 26, 2011 by Angel Descends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeN Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) hello. Edited June 26, 2011 by VeN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Awesome Jokes: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Saudi Arabia Jokes: These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, “What’s meat?” The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion?” The New Yorker, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me?” Another Joke ---- An Arab man was at United States immigration office for interview. Immigration asked him following questions. Name? -Abdul Saiid Wahad. Sex? -Four times a week. No, no - male, female? -Male, female, sometimes camel. Jokes on JB - Justin Beiber goes to the park and sits on a bench A 20 year old woman walks up to him and says : excuse me little girl do you Know were the justin beiber hater club is. The biggest lie ever told: When the doctor came into Mrs. Bieber's hospital room and said "Congratulations. It's a boy." If Justin Bieber went missing, 95% of girls would cry, 4% would celebrate. I'd be the 1% jabbing my new cellmate with a plastic spoon Justin Bieber used to be a Dog trainer. All he had to do was sing and any dog within a 34 mile radius would come flying. I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse. Soviet Russia Jokes ---- In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU! In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU! In Matrix, you bend spoon.... In Soviet Russia, spoon bends YOU! In America, you find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU! In America, you pwn n00b; in Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU! In America, you play with dog... In Soviet Russia, Dog plays YOU! Here is a Video that is a joke xD and i find it funny! [video=youtube;NkM50DFm2JE] Edited June 26, 2011 by S.T.A.L.K.E.R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison.ivy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 what's brown and sticky? a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bringit1 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzup scary movie greats wwaaaaaaazzuuuuuuuuupp haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 Hint: all you have to say in your post is-> can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? The joke is optional but gives you a better chance of winning a copy. You guys need to play Jailbreak more often ALSO: to make it easier to gift you a copy if you win just add me on Steam when you post so I don't have to wait for a friend request when the time comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Mars Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? MY JOKES: 1.)A 40 year old woman got plastic surgery and now she looks like 20 years old. So she went to a barber and said, "How old do you think I am?". The barber said "Your 30?". Then the woman said, "No,I'm 40". Again she went to Burger King and asked the cashier, "How old do you think I am?". The cashier said, "Your 25?". Then the woman said, No I'm 40. Then the woman asked a guy the same question, the guy said, "Let me touch your you know,really it works for me everytime.". So after 30 minutes the guy answered, "Your 40." "HOLY SHIT HOW'D YOU KNOW?" said the woman. The guy said, "I was behind you in Burger King." XD 2.)Three guys were drunk and were walking by a piece of shit One guys took the shit and said "This looks like shit" the other said *licks it* "This tastes like shit" and the last one said *smells it" "This smells like shit". Then the three said, "Good thing we didn't step on it" XD Edited June 27, 2011 by Ethan Mars MORE JOKES :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 OH COOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? *cough* read this sentence carefully *cough* Edited June 26, 2011 by JessicaJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g1L Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 Congratulations [HG] Ethan Mars and S.T.A.L.K.E.R! I will gift a copy of GTA: SA to you guys shortly. btw, I wasn't going to uphold the "can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? *cough* read this sentence carefully *cough*" thing, I just wanted to see who's a derp and not. Advanced tarp is advanced New Official HG Derps are: -S.T.A.L.K.E.R -[HG] VeN -poison.ivy --hg- Bringit1 -[HG] Ethan Mars -HG | JJK -[HG] g1L -HG | mccaincracker Congratulations HG | JessicaJoy! You're not a derp so you also get a free copy of GTA: SA! Add me on Steam nao! HAPPY GAMING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearthug Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 SHIT! can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Too late I know lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaJoy Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 lol. I added you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I'd torrent it but I'm bored too lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Who does a give away at 7:37 AM I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 Who does a give away at 7:37 AM I hate you. I'm Australian, that last post was at 12:41am LOL at timezone difference xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l4d2bob Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxygen Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 haha, damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l4d2bob Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Joke!!! How does a 12 year old get drunk? -BECAUSE HE GETS JUICE BAHAHAHAH A IM SURE THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) can i have a fr33 copy of gta sa ploxers? Edit: I notice the contest is over lol. Edited June 26, 2011 by iLLest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italk Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 can I have a free copy of GTA: SA please? Contest is over dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italk Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Contest is over dude. This is AWESOME BECAUSE I WON! jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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