SyNc Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I dont want to go to work tomorrow. What a good excuse to call off of work. Vetman said to say im pooping blood but i dont think that will work. HELP!!!!! (its only fast food) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 tell em you have the bad case of the runs, and in staying home you are protecting others from getting the same bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awwik Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Or you could go to work and work hard . Go home and relax knowing you accomplished something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 you were arrested for DUI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 actually, even better, tell them that you're sick, then proceed to bust your girlfriend out of school, take your friends ferrari and explore the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 you were raped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 actually, even better, tell them that you're sick, then proceed to bust your girlfriend out of school, take your friends ferrari and explore the city. Bueller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyNc Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 Or you could go to work and work hard . Go home and relax knowing you accomplished something. knowing that i had a good night of flipping burgers and cleaning out french fry fryers is not accomplishing anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linoleum Knive Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Say you vomited. Go into detail until the manager excuses you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 go to work you lazy bum. be a productive member of society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jella Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 actually, even better, tell them that you're sick, then proceed to bust your girlfriend out of school, take your friends ferrari and explore the city. "My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club†theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris†steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three†characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day  Cameron is alone, just imagining it all. It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (â€ÂHe’s gonna marry me!â€Â), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have." Enjoy that mindfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Go get hit by a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 go to work you lazy bum. be a productive member of society this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison.ivy Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 go to work you lazy bum. be a productive member of society improving society 1 burger at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the Android Penguin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Even if your job sucks, just work. There are plenty of people who'd love to have your crap job due to the condition of the job market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttaM Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 "My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Clubâ€Â theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves. One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferrisâ€Â steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “threeâ€Â characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all. It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (â€ÂHe’s gonna marry me!â€Â), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have." Enjoy that mindfuck. You. Ruin. Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 go to work you lazy bum. be a productive member of society Totally saw this one from a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitary Ocean Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Or you could go to work and work hard . Go home and relax knowing you accomplished something. This x10,000!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiez Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Stomach flu Food Poisoning Cramps You're pregnant Pets sick Or just be a man and tell your boss you don't wanna go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyNc Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 going with food poisoning thanks cookiez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never trust a hippie Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Wait no that sucks. Say you have Hep C! or crotch rot... either or... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloImKevin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 go to a bar find a person with a deep voice that sounds like they are sick and tell them to call in and say ur sick. after you drink it up! HERE I FOUND IT [video=youtube;v0VSjXHwqDU] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantBeFaded Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 rofl sync... plan on getting a doctors note for this. or plan on finding a new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedalBin Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Yeah just go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 if i ever call in sick i have to get a doctors note... Just call someone who has the day off and ask them to take your shift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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