Dirk Diggler Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My name is Pride and will only answer to Pride. I am a proud Canadian who lives as a scavenger on the Northwest territories of the frozen barren wasteland I proudly call Canada. A fun fact about me all my tools are made of frozen shit. Since these places are so damn cold my shit is as hard as steel. How do i eat you might ask? I use a frozen shit bow and arrow to hunt Brazilian red tailed antelopes. I firmly believe in the way of the shit force. The liquor calls the shots where I live so things can sometimes be harsh. I must be confusing you i bet, "how can this surprisingly handsome talented scavenger play counterstrike?" Well i bring a laptop with me at all times and usually pass by some wi fi hotspots while freezing my tight ass in the middle of no-where. I found this server when i was really really really drunk and under the influence of jenkem (desperate times call for desperate measures). I had fun and i think im going to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 That sounds like an awesome "living on the edge" life style mate, welcome to the forums P.S. I'm proudly Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus2 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Howdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDR Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Nice to meet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Hello welcome to forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Hello and welcome to the forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I didn't see any recruits had posted in this thread and I was wondering what smelled like shit.... JK welcome to the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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