Poohunter Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 How did I not notice this before? "Jizz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 How many of those did you drink before you noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 How many of those did you drink before you noticed Hahahaha lmfao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 looks good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePiegonMonkey Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Nothing tastier than ice cold Jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youthedog Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 i've never been able to read them, purple and black textures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The secret ingredient is JJK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makarov Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I always thought it was just a can of Soda,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baotiv The Mad Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I thought it was an actual can of beer. WTF. I don't want to pick them up anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNoob Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Lol jjk why wud u make us drink that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 JJK has been working hard to fill those cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RageQuit Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 JJK has been working hard to fill those cans. So why does it say "artificial flavors" on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Well after a 24 pack of those you feel pretty fucking good. TOoooooo bad i'm going cold turkey and not drinking them anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Just made a new batch who wants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma# Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 [video=youtube;VLnWf1sQkjY] Dx Dx Dx Dx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerryThePlatypus Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I've got it all planned out, JJK Will remake The Lonely islands song " Jizz in my pants" Except replacing pants with cans and replacing some lyrics to suit the song . Heres the chorus ; "So then I jizzed in the cans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the Terrorists cry Leave this cell, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I jizz in the cans. This really never happens, you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I jizz in the cans Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Plus it's your fault, you were radiating my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go to the big cage and change I need a few things from the Armory Do things alone now mostly Left me heart-broken, not lookin' for love Surprised in my eyes when I looked above The gun racks and I saw a face My heart stood still, so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in your eyes said, "I need a friend" he turned to me, that's when he said it Looked me dead in the face asked, "Solitary or Sauna" And I jizzed in the cans It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean-up at the top of Cell Stairs And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in the cans To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you knife CTs got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by rep Last week I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in the cans Speeding down the railings when the red lights flash Need to rebel, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in the cans The next day my alarm goes off And I jizz in the cans Open my cell and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in the cans When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in the cans I just smoked some dope And I jizzed in the cans I went to the, jizzed in the cans (Okay, seriously you guys, can we? Okay?) I jizz right in the cans every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity 'Cause I jizz in the cans (I jizz, yes, I jizz in the cans) (Yes, I jizz in the cans, yes, I jizz in the cans) Yes, I jizz in the cans (I jizz, yes, I jizz in the cans) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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