Ron Paul Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Let me state this right now. I am no way a beta male. I'm Alpha Minus at the least, I've never had a girlfriend before, but I'm friendzoned a lot. I'm planning on going to the Homecoming Dance this year, and I can't go without a date, unless group of guys. I have a girl in mind, and I'm wondering how to ask her out. I also need to fix my physical appearance. I don't have an issue with acne, I need to start working out again. What are the right words to say? ~Ron Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RageQuit Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 a) You don't need to work out. Just ask her out, wimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Ask her to go and if she refuses punch her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I'm pretty much in the same situation, but I don't enjoy going to school dances. Have a conversation with her, and then casually bring it up. Just slip it in there like, "Hey are you going to homecoming?" If she says no or hasn't been asked be like, would you like to go with me? BAM. If she says no, move on. The worst thing that they can say is "no." That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Hey bitch, you fine. Get that booty movin while my hips are groovin. Ya dig? Or more seriously... Does this smell like chloroform/taste like roofalin? Works like a champ with the local feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 "Baby, do you live on farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!" In all seriousness, just tell her that you want to go to homecoming with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 whip it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenRanger Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Tell her Jesus told you in a dream that you two were meant for each other. Works for me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Paul Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 I'm pretty much in the same situation, but I don't enjoy going to school dances. Have a conversation with her, and then casually bring it up. Just slip it in there like, "Hey are you going to homecoming?" If she says no or hasn't been asked be like, would you like to go with me? BAM. If she says no, move on. The worst thing that they can say is "no." That's it. I'm almost out of options and this is probably like, my 4th last. Rest get ugly. Ask her to go and if she refuses punch her. Ok. a) You don't need to work out. Just ask her out, wimp. THE FUCK YOU SAY? I'M ALPHA BITCH. "Baby, do you live on farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!" In all seriousness, just tell her that you want to go to homecoming with her. I thought I needed to build some type of connection before asking.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Paul Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 Tell her Jesus told you in a dream that you two were meant for each other. Works for me every time. I can only imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Dude stop being a little bitch and just have a conversation with her. Women are people just like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Dude stop being a little bitch and just have a conversation with her. Women are people just like us. So what you're saying is the women you find are like us, and have penises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Women are people just like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Duck Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 So what you're saying is the women you find are like us, and have penises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 sing her call my maybe, that gets em every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BranHorse Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Ezpz. It is just homecoming. Bitches just want to be asked. As long as your not a creep the chances are she is going to say yes. Most of my friends asked girls that they barely even knew and most of them had a great time. Just be relaxed the worse thing she can say is no. Now it may seem like the word no is scary as hell and embarrassing, but really there's nothing wrong with being turned down. Also its just homecoming. Your not asking her to be your gf or anything. sing her call my maybe, that gets em every time It worked on me twice. The sex was ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastered Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Everygirl likes to be asked in a cute way, regardless of what they say man. Flowers are ways good, and casual. Making a sign or something and holdin it outside of one of her classes before she walks out. My friend had a clever one. He had a sign that said "I'd go bananas if you went to homecoming with me!" and wore a monkey mask and had an edible banana arrangement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenRanger Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Find a naked picture of her and blackmail her into going with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Paul Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 I can imagine that she had a fear of monkeys, and cried right there on the spot. I don't go to her school, we actually go to rival schools. Cool Fact #1: Rashard Mendenhall, Pittsburgh Steeler, Graduated from my highschool! (Can you find out the name of my highschool, and mascot?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 fyi high school is a waste of your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExGBrian Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) Cool Fact #1: Rashard Mendenhall, Pittsburgh Steeler, Graduated from my highschool! (Can you find out the name of my highschool, and mascot?) Mendenhall attended Niles West High School and Lincoln Jr. High School in Skokie, Illinois. I'm guessing the mascot is a wolf or a knight PS. hehehehehehe my posts is 969 Edited August 31, 2012 by ExGBrian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Anthony Bourdain, Lawrence Kudlow, Brooke Shields, and Mira Sorvino graduated from my school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylor Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 It really doesn't matter about looks Ron. It's about how to portay yourself to a girl. If you are confident and you are just outgoing and fun, you will be lucky enough to get a girl that will like you for who you are. You shouldn't change yourself for anyone else expect for you and only you. I believe that even if you don't have a good body or a good face, you don't need to get the girl that you had in mind if she doesn't like you for who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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