PerryThePlatypus Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Yes you predicted right for once , the title was going to say balls. So keeping with the title , men , please dicuss the worst nutshots you've gotten. If women would like to participate, talk about unusual injuries you've received. Okay so before I was kicked so hard in the balls ( pelvic area more then the balls) that I fell to the floor, fortunately it didnt hit my balls straight on. Dicuss below Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I don't like getting hit in the nuts, but I was in 7th grade and I always use to fuck around with girls, so I was in gym class and I started messing with her, not being a dick cause I was her bestfriend, and she kicked me in the balls. lol. That girl was my bestfriend in middle school though so it's not like we hated each other. (I was so fucking friendzoned) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slophole Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Well mine was just a good old fashioned (me not paying attention to foot kicking me in the nuts) kick in the nuts.. Hurt pretty bad.. other than that. haven't been kicked or hit in the nuts for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorito^ Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Well, first P.E session of high school, we checked out the gym. And someone kicked a medicine ball into my nuts :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This girl one time was on a rollercoaster with me, and we went around a huge turn, and her elbow directed right into my balls 5 times at least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I remember playing a rugby match this year ina tourny, so i was passee the ball and i sidestep'd 2 guys and then comes the fullback, i try to sidestep him to, but he tackles me and he manages to hit me in the balls, o gawd dat hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Took a baseball to the balls once. and yes their was blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 the amount of times ive been kicked in my potates whilst at hardcore gigs, I swear I popped one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkMonotone Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D34iEwFM3k This. What in all hell... OT:There's a really strange thing in Korea called the "auto bike" where you grab someone's feet with your hands (one each) while they are sitting on the ground. You then jam your foot in their crotch and start violently kicking them in the crotch in a motion similar to kick starting an old bike engine. I think it's called the "auto bike" because when you are holding their feet and bouncing while you mutilate their genitals, you look sort of like you're driving an old Harley. Oddly enough, it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it tickles. You'll be laughing the entire time, then realize afterward how much your nuts hurt. The guys at my church used to do it all the time back when I was in middle school-high school. People stopped doing it a few years back, maybe because they finally realized how awkward it is. I can't seem to find a video online... upset. Real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattThePanda Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 i was playing baseball and failed to put on my protective gear and took a 50mph fastball to the sack. it hurt for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 this thread makes me giggle cunt punts dont hurt nearly as much, HA. But, I must admit I handed out a few kicks in the balls before. If you want to reduce the chance of getting kicked in the balls I suggest not trying to touch girls that don't want you to touch them. This should reduce the chance of pain in the balls with about 50 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 this thread makes me giggle cunt punts dont hurt nearly as much, HA. But, I must admit I handed out a few kicks in the balls before. If you want to reduce the chance of getting kicked in the balls I suggest not trying to touch girls that don't want you to touch them. This should reduce the chance of pain in the balls with about 50 percent. All girls want me to touch them. Your argument is invalid. Real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I got kicked in the taint, that shit knocked me unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkMonotone Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 What in all hell... OT:There's a really strange thing in Korea called the "auto bike" where you grab someone's feet with your hands (one each) while they are sitting on the ground. You then jam your foot in their crotch and start violently kicking them in the crotch in a motion similar to kick starting an old bike engine. I think it's called the "auto bike" because when you are holding their feet and bouncing while you mutilate their genitals, you look sort of like you're driving an old Harley. Oddly enough, it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it tickles. You'll be laughing the entire time, then realize afterward how much your nuts hurt. The guys at my church used to do it all the time back when I was in middle school-high school. People stopped doing it a few years back, maybe because they finally realized how awkward it is. I can't seem to find a video online... upset. Real. The idea is to have two people sit in front of each other which their legs spread apart. You then take things and throw it at each others crotch to see who will give up first. Needless, to say while doing this at a party once someone had the misfortune of doing it with the pitcher for the baseball team. Yeah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BranHorse Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Back when I played football i was playing LB and had basically jumped over a linemen and got a sack. The next play he thought it would be funny to chop block my balls.... As soon as his helmet went into my crouch i instantly reached behind me grabbed his helmet ripped it off (Kinky) fought him rolled over in the mud (was raining) and started puking. Was ejected.....had to have a doc take a gander at the damage. Everything was ok, but yeah....A bruised sack is a unhappy sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 This thread sound scary lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris12 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Well back 3 months ago this crazy ass female went full throttle punch right in to you know lol and her reasoning was i was laughing at my buddies women joke but yet she let him walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^TheRumor^ Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Slap shot to the boys during practice in high school, it brought me to my knees. I then proceeded to lay there writhing in pain, relief came about 20 minutes later.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Slap shot to the boys during practice in high school, it brought me to my knees. I then proceeded to lay there writhing in pain, relief came about 20 minutes later.. You should have put ice on it. :3 Real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^TheRumor^ Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I got kicked in the taint, that shit knocked me unconscious. That seems really hard to accomplish... do explain further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 i had poison ivy in my junk once playing soccer, kid hammered the ball directly into my nutsack from about 4 feet away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Cole Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 (edited) Hockey. Puck. Nuff Said. Same thing happened when I started being a reffree as a part time job... Edited December 4, 2012 by Adam Maupin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitary Ocean Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I sat down on them one time. It hurt like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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