delete this profile Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chimmy_Changa Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Not sure if first post troll. Or real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Welcome to HG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv3rines321 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 That is quite the interesting childhood! Welcome to HG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delink Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Hey welcome to the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 welcome, new booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snoopy :) Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 ok welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Welcome to HG, i hope you enjoy here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASCII Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 ok, im not the only person with an interesting back ground, welcome to HG. Have fun on the servers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zezima Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I C wat u did ther. Welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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