hgdallas Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Please feel free to post any and all poems you have for our wonderful @ RedDevil6193 in this thread. Here is mine to start us off. "Red Devil Ten Man Yo, Type Demos In Console Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes" -RedDevil6193 Edited March 14, 2014 by _dallas 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicSoyMilk Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 It disappoints me that the middle line is 6 syllables and not 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hgdallas Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 It disappoints me that the middle line is 6 syllables and not 7. edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red Red is dead 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Reddevil You Em, Abused all today. Its only alright when he says "OK". Bible of Jailbreak, He knows how to preach. Type Demos in console....."Beech". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Red Devil I suck at poetry gg im done with poetry because it is very hard to write This is a free verse poem, and I worked hard on it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_verse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I'd liked to bet That Red makes you wet When you see his name While playing your game His english is bad when he gets real mad but if do it to the man you're probably going to get ban He accent is sweet and he has very small feet but don't be a fool he'll treat you like a tool. Red you are my one We like to have fun If I say that I love you Would you call me your boo? 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 If you call out his name While he playing his game You might get some head If you call out RED! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hgdallas Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Red Devil I suck at poetry gg im done with poetry because it is very hard to write This is a free verse poem, and I worked hard on it. http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Free_verse Very useful and informational guide for Haiku right hur. All the poetry professionals use it. heh http://www.poetry4ki...-write-a-haiku/ Edited March 14, 2014 by _dallas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicSoyMilk Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Reddevil is red Gmod is blue Gmad is for beeches Because demos in console am i doing this right? Edited March 14, 2014 by EpicSoyMilk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ASCII Posted March 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRKTzGIzeY8 Hark , is that a angel to come and save the day/ Or a richard looking derp with RedDevil as his name?/ Some times he screams and somtimes he giggles/ crying over a freekill, give that dude some tissues/ In the heat of the moment get gagged and muted/ dont temp him with a good time, he just might do it/ he loves him some squeekers, but hes ranked silver one/ Him and icon are CSGO matchmaking bums/ and thats not a bad thing/ I heard their mom say, but thats what any embarrssed parent would claim/ Forum whore posting to try to make friends, he ends up banning the newbs in the end/ so lonely is he playing Tee at work, In the words of lil archie "get back to twerk"/ hes a dick hes a richard with powers galore, but if he fuks up, i call on council for they got some more/ Faded warned me with hanging with you, " you keep fuking with that nerd u gonna be screwed"/ so on that note i end it here, no sense making poems about that queer. -love u red dont ban me 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StyleeZy Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Red im sorry and heres my story red would sue me, take me to court because i posted the template in an abuse report red got so mad, oh man, the commotion saying hed have my head on stick with a fresh demotion red im sorry for my fuck ups, each i am not a son of a beech 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Hark , is that a angel to come and save the day/ Or a richard looking derp with RedDevil as his name?/ Some times he screams and somtimes he giggles/ crying over a freekill, give that dude some tissues/ In the heat of the moment get gagged and muted/ dont temp him with a good time, he just might do it/ he loves him some squeekers, but hes ranked silver one/ Him and icon are CSGO matchmaking bums/ and thats not a bad thing/ I heard their mom say, but thats what any embarrssed parent would claim/ Forum whore posting to try to make friends, he ends up banning the newbs in the end/ so lonely is he playing Tee at work, In the words of lil archie "get back to twerk"/ hes a dick hes a richard with powers galore, but if he fuks up, i call on council for they got some more/ Faded warned me with hanging with you, " you keep fuking with that nerd u gonna be screwed"/ so on that note i end it here, no sense making poems about that queer. -love u red dont ban me Best one yet. Were all getting banned 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnMS Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE REDS CRAZY AND JAILBREAK IS GAY TOOOOOOOOO 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxer-I- Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 now this is a high quality thread 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarylandUSA Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 As he sits at the hotel front desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Monkey Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Here is a haiku: RedDevil you suck Your temper is retarded Die in a fire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Hey your name is red devil in my heart you are special People say we are cousins i say i love you red and he just blushes Red devil doesn't like me any more so i am sad Maybe i should get a new dad because i am mad. also bad. As long as he's glad. But it looks like i am going to get banned My rhymes are dumb And i just have to sit here feeling like a bum. As long as he is having fun. I probably used too many spaces and rhymes already So i am going to end it here, Mom's spaghetti. Edited March 14, 2014 by Buk Lau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Celestia Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 As I sit on the porcelain throne... Another Mr. Hankey having been born. I reach for the roll and to my dismay, The supply has gone away! I turn to my nemesis, the bidet. Feeling it clean my Hershey highway I can't help but imagine Reddevil6193's tongue... Giving me a warm welcome to HG Jailbreak as it teases my bung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youthedog Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuckerace Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Red is Red and Devil is Blue This poem does not make sense Fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.bluesky Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 You can find the devil whenever you like, Be it 12 mid day or 2 oclock at night, He's a trickster pretending to hop around, Try and play with him he will let you down, Tempts you to join him with all his power, Tells you of the "beaches" but really he growls, When you poke him you better have flowers, *User [HG] Goldie was banned from the forums* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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