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Happy Birthday Piscian! HG Admin Give Away! BE FUNNY OR DIIE


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Today is Piscian's birfday. Few of you know me because I am the turtle you are all standing on, keeping HG (still HT to me) afloat in the vast void of of..well floating gaming communities. But enough about me, now back to me. To celebrate my birthday(god I'm old) I'm giving away a month of HG Gold Package to the person with the funniest post regarding birthdays. This can be anything from a youtube video, a personal story, to a lolcat. I really don't care and I'm also inviting any Veterans/Staff to vote via PM to help me be impartial. The contest ends at midnight tomorrow night 3/2/2011. Please spread the word.

 

More about HG Gold. Support the community!

 

https://hellsgamers.com/admins/cart.php?gid=1

 

 

UPDATE:

 

Sorry I'm a bit late. Work, Immigration, house, Life = BUSY

 

Prize goes to [HG] Batters because he reminds me of cake batter of which I'm sitting here naked, eating.

 

Here's his very funny post in case your scroll doesn't work. I wanna thank everyone for their very funny posts and wishes. Does NOFX sound like Lag wagon or is it just me? Batters hit me up via PM with your server choice and Steam ID.

 

https://hellsgamers.com/threads/41213-Happy-Birthday-Piscian!-HG-Admin-Give-Away!-BE-FUNNY-OR-DIIE?p=235676&viewfull=1#post235676

 

 

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Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

 

I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant

and say, "Happy Birthday!", and

possibly have a small present for me

 

As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone "Happy Birthday."

 

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids....

They will remember.

 

My kids came bounding down stairs to

breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

 

As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss,

and by the way Happy Birthday! "

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

 

I worked until one o'clock,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, "You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day ... Let's go!"

 

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal

tremendously.

 

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, "You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

 

I responded,

"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

 

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .

Followed by my wife, my kids,

and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy

Birthday.

 

And I just sat there...

 

On the couch...

 

Naked.

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