Dullknife Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hey guys so I was told there was a Story telling thread Did not find it so I figure for now I will post here. Now For you younger viewers this thread is warning you now that this is for those that watched R movies. We all know what R stands for... For those that don't it stands for Robot. Nah if your to young to watch R rated movies don't read thread this was a story I made up one night lost out of my mind about me and a friend having sex with one of our HG members mom's. As you read it states its fake and with that members permission I could post it here. He read it laughed at it was excited that I should post it. So here it is below have fun reading. Funkmaster's mom so this is how we some how had sex with one of our friends mom. Weird as this may sound it was actually not planned or expected at the time. Me and my bud Big J went over to Funk's house to play some games, smoke a bit of weed you know just a chill day at home. Well a friends home, who we found out later wasn't there. We knocked on his door to be answer by Funk's mom. (Keep her name out for saftey reasons) She greeted us and told us that funk was out getting snacks and some food for dinner. We thought that was nice but the down side is we are going to have to come back later. She notice the looks on our face and asked if we like to come in a stay. She said, "Funkie should be back any minute now you can relax here in the living room and watch some t.v. there are some cookies in the kitchen if you get hungry." Our thought was Hell Yea!!!! As we both came in I went for the t.v. while Big J went for some cookies, he came back with a plate full and some milk. Funk's mom smiled and left the room leaving us to our selfs to eat and wait for funkie to come home. *O yea we going to mess with him on that name for a bit funkie lawl* So as I was flipping threw the channels Big J stood up knocked some cookie crumbs off his shirt and walked down the hall, must of need to take a piss since I heard the hall door close and that was the bathroom. The next thing I heard was a scream which made me jump out of my skin. Shit!!! I knew that scream anywhere it was Funks mom, I ran to the hall way where I heard it. I found out real quick the reason of the scream Big J was masturbating in the bathroom as funks mom was showering naked. (FYI its clear shower no curtains) My thoughts as I open the door and saw all this was fuck we got to get the hell out of here. Yet Big J boner went from a stiffy to Hard as a rock, I noticed why funks mom was never bad looking, she even had amazing tits that most guys wish could see but never would get the chance. The funny thing is as I thought we were both about to get thrown out by funks mom her facial expression went from panic and mad to WOW!!!. As she was glancing at Big J's dick my thought was O fuck... I knew what was about to happen. Big J's Friend below always got pussy no matter what the situation was, lucky me this was a good thing seeing funks mom look horny at it. This way we did not get in trouble. Now as she removed the shower door to get a better view of Big J we also got a amazing view. Which led to me getting my hard on going. She glance from both of us one sitting a the toilet with his out half naked, the other by the door with his pants shrienking as some tent was growing. She said, "well what are you two waiting for a invite?" These words already sent messages to Big J's mind which got him to stand up remove his clothes, hop in the shower and start to play with funk's moms tits. She glanced over at me with eyes almost begging for more then one in her, how could I say no, I mean this was a milf who was clearly ready for a threesome. Sad its with another guy but as long as the balls don't touch and we never speak about the other fucking the same chick at the same time then its fine. So I removed my T-shirt and jeans threw off the boxers, shoes, socks and jumped in behind the shower door. There was steam growing now as hot water showered on all three of our bodies getting us dripping wet... ( Due To The Fact That Young Eyes May Be Reading This I Will Not Finish The Story) Part 1 of 3 If its allowed I will finish rest for viewers to find out what exactly happen. *also this is all made up and with funks permission was allowed to be posted on forums thnx. Say thanks to him and I hope to post part 2 & 3.* THANKS FOR READING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 ....k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullknife Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 ....k Yea it kinda sad but part 2 and 3 get kinda well... More detail with soft and hard sex so alot of HG are young eyes and with permission I would love to post 2 and 3. Especially since my good friend Big J (original Drinker on JB) Gets his ass kicked by ... Wait spoiler!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.jiggles Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Hey guys so I was told there was a Story telling thread Did not find it so I figure for now I will post here. Now For you younger viewers this thread is warning you now that this is for those that watched R movies. We all know what R stands for... For those that don't it stands for Robot. Nah if your to young to watch R rated movies don't read thread this was a story I made up one night lost out of my mind about me and a friend having sex with one of our HG members mom's. As you read it states its fake and with that members permission I could post it here. He read it laughed at it was excited that I should post it. So here it is below have fun reading. Funkmaster's mom so this is how we some how had sex with one of our friends mom. Weird as this may sound it was actually not planned or expected at the time. Me and my bud Big J went over to Funk's house to play some games, smoke a bit of weed you know just a chill day at home. Well a friends home, who we found out later wasn't there. We knocked on his door to be answer by Funk's mom. (Keep her name out for saftey reasons) She greeted us and told us that funk was out getting snacks and some food for dinner. We thought that was nice but the down side is we are going to have to come back later. She notice the looks on our face and asked if we like to come in a stay. She said, "Funkie should be back any minute now you can relax here in the living room and watch some t.v. there are some cookies in the kitchen if you get hungry." Our thought was Hell Yea!!!! As we both came in I went for the t.v. while Big J went for some cookies, he came back with a plate full and some milk. Funk's mom smiled and left the room leaving us to our selfs to eat and wait for funkie to come home. *O yea we going to mess with him on that name for a bit funkie lawl* So as I was flipping threw the channels Big J stood up knocked some cookie crumbs off his shirt and walked down the hall, must of need to take a piss since I heard the hall door close and that was the bathroom. The next thing I heard was a scream which made me jump out of my skin. Shit!!! I knew that scream anywhere it was Funks mom, I ran to the hall way where I heard it. I found out real quick the reason of the scream Big J was masturbating in the bathroom as funks mom was showering naked. (FYI its clear shower no curtains) My thoughts as I open the door and saw all this was fuck we got to get the hell out of here. Yet Big J boner went from a stiffy to Hard as a rock, I noticed why funks mom was never bad looking, she even had amazing tits that most guys wish could see but never would get the chance. The funny thing is as I thought we were both about to get thrown out by funks mom her facial expression went from panic and mad to WOW!!!. As she was glancing at Big J's dick my thought was O fuck... I knew what was about to happen. Big J's Friend below always got pussy no matter what the situation was, lucky me this was a good thing seeing funks mom look horny at it. This way we did not get in trouble. Now as she removed the shower door to get a better view of Big J we also got a amazing view. Which led to me getting my hard on going. She glance from both of us one sitting a the toilet with his out half naked, the other by the door with his pants shrienking as some tent was growing. She said, "well what are you two waiting for a invite?" These words already sent messages to Big J's mind which got him to stand up remove his clothes, hop in the shower and start to play with funk's moms tits. She glanced over at me with eyes almost begging for more then one in her, how could I say no, I mean this was a milf who was clearly ready for a threesome. Sad its with another guy but as long as the balls don't touch and we never speak about the other fucking the same chick at the same time then its fine. So I removed my T-shirt and jeans threw off the boxers, shoes, socks and jumped in behind the shower door. There was steam growing now as hot water showered on all three of our bodies getting us dripping wet... ( Due To The Fact That Young Eyes May Be Reading This I Will Not Finish The Story) Part 1 of 3 If its allowed I will finish rest for viewers to find out what exactly happen. *also this is all made up and with funks permission was allowed to be posted on forums thnx. Say thanks to him and I hope to post part 2 & 3.* THANKS FOR READING Unlike most newb fags i actually tried reading it until i became blinded by the bright colours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackberry4511 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 What did i just read....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluHorse Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 tl;dr also needs less colors and less failed spoiler tags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Also needs to not be a wall of text, try making paragraphs >_<. i managed to read like 2 sentences before i decided i didn't want to read it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 brb fapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox* Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 man wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison.ivy Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 can you paraphrase this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Also needs to not be a wall of text, try making paragraphs >_<. i managed to read like 2 sentences before i decided i didn't want to read it anyway i h8 big ass paragraphs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 cliff notes anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Oh there better be a Part 2 & 3. brb fapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 COOL STORIES UP IN THIS BITCH BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 LAWL FAILPORNOSTORYISFAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solveitwithguns Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Chicken can't pitch tents anymore That's as far as that story goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Chicken can't pitch tents anymore That's as far as that story goes. No sir have to make a teepee for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solveitwithguns Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 No sir have to make a teepee for that Exteeennzzeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Exteeennzzeeeee Jealousy is the shadow of greed on the dark side of the force solveit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solveitwithguns Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Jealousy is the shadow of greed on the dark side of the force solveit Young chicken I see this is chicken dick is small in this one. hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Young chicken I see chicken this is dick is small in this one I see. hmmmm Original post from solveit made no fucking sense hes editing now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solveitwithguns Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Original post from solveit made no fucking sense hes editing now Hey shuddup I'm not Master. -No disrespect- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Hey shuddup I'm not Master.-No disrespect- Oh snap! still doesn't change the fact that you are jealous of my Ron Jeremy dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solveitwithguns Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Oh snap! still doesn't change the fact that you are jealous of my Ron Jeremy dick Too bad for you "The Hedgehog" means short and stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wings Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Too bad for you "The Hedgehog" means short and stubby. Alright 7 in of all natural and then the extenzee covers 3 more inches wadabout u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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