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Jericho

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Dear Hellsgamers Community:

Hi, everyone! My name is Autism/Jericho and I was instructed by my wonderful Director Fortis to write you all a 5 paragraph essay about how much I enjoy my time here as part-time staff. I can explain how happy I am to be in this position in how much I enjoy supporting shits like Fortis, moderating servers, and simply being apart of a great community.

Firstly, the best part of being part-time is how I get bitched around by upper management on the daily. As we speak I am being forced to write this paragraph with the threatening of obnoxious sounds clips to be played if I don't comply. My ears are bleeding from the noise of Thomas slurping cocks and I don't know if I can make it much longer. Being part-time staff is very taxing because of the torment inflicted by Fortis and his cronies every day to the little people. Help me.

Secondly, the people on servers are amazing. I just want to quote one of my favorite phrases I've seen while part-time moderating the servers; "actually fuck this gay ass server 'all ts all ts' fucking queers the
twelve year olds are cancerous with their bitch ass controlling tarps and shit, and every JB server is better than this pile of shit. FUck the admins too literally cancerous. I hope they get aids from fucking their gay ass boyfriends.FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOU! Justic :)" as we can see by this quote the people on HG servers are very friendly and overall just great people! It always makes my day when I can come onto the servers like Jailbreak and almost want to die. You are all cancerous as fuck and being part-time staff of people like you make me feel like less of a person.

My last reason I enjoy being part-time staff is how far I’ve come in this community. See I used to be a little autistic shit that didn’t know the first thing about
admining. I can support this claim by my first days playing on HG servers. I was so fucking bad at playing CT on jailbreak that people started calling me autistic on the server. I was known as “the autistic shit”. It took a long time, but after playing countless hours on servers that lagged harder than dicks I finally figured out how to play jailbreak. Then the cancer that was TTT came out. Me and my friends (Seraph and Bolbi) grinded the shit out of TTT and me and Seraph were gifted Moderator for the server. The rest is history, but I’m still that same “autistic shit”.

By looking at these three reasons you can see that not only am I part-time staff, but I’m fucking proud of it too. Sure I was forced to write this, but they stopped the cock slurping noise now and I can actually think. If you read through this whole thing I’m really sorry.
Hopefully after I submit this on the forums they will give me CSGO tags back and I can stop being apart of this TF2 cancer.

Sincerely,


Dominic Autism Dixon
CSGO Part-Time Staff


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Noahlau. "HG Bans." HeLLsGamers. HeLLsGamers, n.d. Web. 08 Apr. 2017

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Fortis

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I like it https://docs.google....UUWyefxdSQ/edit


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View PostTvR.Frank-hg-, on March 21 2015 - 10:14 PM, said:

i want to use my FreeBee i read the command this time for about 5 days reapeated and ill stop abusing and me Frank  i promess to stop abusing and usin my FreeBee for the ban of permanent infinity oh by slaying my self it was because i freekill arya i kicked by my self by accident press wrong number and about T-listen it was he was abusing killing us and he dindt wanned to be lead when he had a mic


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Archer

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A+

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Bolbisaur

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What a role model!

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M A I N E

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1/10 Needed more autism

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SupaNipplez

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Makes me cry

Everyone should aspire to be just like Autism

No cock slurping for you
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Thomasjosif

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In the end this was to help him to prepare for his english exam.

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Servers down? Check this before contacting me.


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The Empathetic Peacemaker

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View PostAutism, on April 8 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

If you read through this whole thing I’m really sorry.

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Fuck image caps for sigs, I made an Imgur album: http://imgur.com/a/f35Dh

SupaNipplez, on June 13 2016 - 07:00 PM, said:

My gender holds no boundaries

View PostDuphin, on January 4 2017 - 08:36 AM, said:

I kept getting RDMed by some random in the TTT server so i walked outside in the rain to get my new debit card out of the mailbox called to get it activated bought gold and slayed that kid. Somehow they let my abusing ass become Mod.
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Fortis

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Sequel?


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View PostTvR.Frank-hg-, on March 21 2015 - 10:14 PM, said:

i want to use my FreeBee i read the command this time for about 5 days reapeated and ill stop abusing and me Frank  i promess to stop abusing and usin my FreeBee for the ban of permanent infinity oh by slaying my self it was because i freekill arya i kicked by my self by accident press wrong number and about T-listen it was he was abusing killing us and he dindt wanned to be lead when he had a mic


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Jericho

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View PostFortis, on April 8 2017 - 01:29 PM, said:

Sequel?



This is just the introduction.

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Thanks Ryze for letting me express my main :)


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CaallMeEpic

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smh i don't know how to read you kno dat

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Suicide

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Can't believe I'm ur dL
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Icawn said:

7:38 PM - HG | Icon <3 Sui 4 ever: I am a manwhore

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i wanna screw suicide too

Muse said:

And HG got me laid, too, brah. Suicide all night.

(Headband)(EG) said:

Y u so sexy?

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misc [10:48 PM] what is OG?

sirius [10:51 PM] Original Gangster

misc [10:52 PM] ok, still no idea what you're talking about

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[HG] Suicide #GCR: remember all the things that you and I did first
[HG] Suicide #GCR: and now your doing them with her
HG | DIAMELO [A]: ?
HG | DIAMELO [A]: wrong chat?
[HG] Suicide #GCR: i dont give a shit no one else can have ya
[HG] Suicide #GCR: i want you back
HG | DIAMELO [A]: i dont understand

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9:20 PM - HG | Archer: i dont get ur logic lol
9:20 PM - HG | Archer: u silly white boy

9:32 PM - HG | Archer: why u keep saying mine? im single
9:32 PM - HG | Archer: single lady

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http://www.dictionar...spirational?s=t
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FoxHound

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sweet letterhead


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You know that feeling when you're taking a shit and you just start screaming?

Thanks to Wabbit and ShadowHuntress (respectively) for the sigs!

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King Iron Chef

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D-

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View PostIron Chef, on April 8 2017 - 01:58 PM, said:

D-

coming from the history teacher
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Ryze

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10/10

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brgr.

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ok.

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A+ XD
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View PostAutism, on April 8 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

"actually fuck this gay ass server 'all ts all ts' fucking queers the twelve year olds are cancerous with their bitch ass controlling tarps and shit, and every JB server is better than this pile of shit. FUck the admins too literally cancerous. I hope they get aids from fucking their gay ass boyfriends.FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOU! Justic " as we can see by this quote the people on HG servers are very friendly and overall just great people!

10/10
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