so i was walking mellow down low where if you dial 911 cops wont go
and i got like in this suuuuper awkward fucking interaction where i was going to an apartment to buy some shit so the dude im buying some stuff from opens the door and i go thru and right as the door behind me is closing a girl comes running and stops the door from closing and looks at me like "what a fucking dickhead" and im like, oh shit did i do something wrong, but i didnt know if she yelled wait or something cause i was with headphones on bumpign this new brockhampton album and the new young thug tunes (which are both absolute fucking fuego) but nah its all chill apparently its just my over analyzing brain going thru some shit, so im trying to not commit the same mistake again as there is another door i have to open right in front of me and this chick is right behind me so i open the door and im holding the door as im realizing this girl is way too fucking far away (cause i involuntairily walk really fast) to be holding the door, but now its to late to repent for the actions ive made as ive already made the universal gesture of "im holding this fucking door, come the fuck thru" but she's like too far so she starts doing the awkward jog and in my mind im thinking of all the life choices ive made that have led me to this awkward ass moment, worst part is girl was actually qt af but i looked like such a fkn weirdo.
has any of this shit happened lately to yall
my shitposts are back broskis