Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Hey gorgeous, what's your credit card number? that how u got liz? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 haiku: your skin bears beauty your quality is unmatched a great find indeed hopefully she's a weeb (@raptor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eurae Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 hopefully she's a weeb how the heck is it going to work now that you've admitted to not understanding it? smh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 http://prntscr.com/fgrd5h 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sno Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 I'm going to whole foods, you want me to get you anything? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 7, 2017 Author Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) I'm going to whole foods, you want me to get you anything? I FUCKING LOVE YOU. Edit: I liked this so tried it with someone else to some success Edited June 8, 2017 by Pongo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 How is this guy getting matches damn Here are some I'd use: Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need. BTW get on Snap I gotta chat with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manchu_OPFOR Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 This thready is edgy asf, but I'll pop my two cents in. Ey Girl is ur father retarded? cause your special You know your ABC's? because I'm about to give you the 4th letter in the alphabet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELERY Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 (edited) I'm a little late to the party, but pongo needs all the help he can get Hey cutie, let's grab some brexit and spend the night on the town. And by town I mean my bunk bed "bunk bed" might be a little much... Feel free to replace it with "mah dick" of you're feeling a bit peckish. Edited June 11, 2017 by Queen Selery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiyu Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 hi im carlos usually works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 This was Sauls entry - initial reaction was good but the follow up not so much I should have left you with a follow up response thought you would take it and run... Here's another assuming Tinder is still allowing you to find matches "Let's make our first date in the kitchen where you can show me how kneady you are while I show you how you make me rise, then we can add some real heat and make something tasty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinthe5 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 I'm a mod for jailbreak, Her undergarments will be off in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 (edited) I'm a mod for jailbreak, Her undergarments will be off in no time Guaranteed to work tbh Okay this is getting dumb Edited June 13, 2017 by Pongo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Guaranteed to work tbh Okay this is getting dumb How is that working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupaNipplez Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Jesus christ this is cringy You just slid into the DMs by exposing yourself as a sweaty nerd god Also because your British: Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghoul Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 HEY WHATS UP HARRY POTTER FANS CARLSON HERE TELL THEM TO FREEZE AND LOOK AT THEIR FEET 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joKer Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 i want you to fuck my wife or hey booo booo booo boo BOO BOO OBOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radir Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 If your still doing this try Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral MacK Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Have you read Harry Potter? Well, Hagrid isn't the only giant on campus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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