Zeused Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 please dont get the wrong idea about this. its just for fun trade shit - when someone pms you via steam about a portal glitcher and your playing another game when someone knows the rules and hates the server so they attempt to bend the rules and make the server join them in it when someone says "hey look i found a better server <server id>" when you get alot of kills with your killstreak weapon and a hacker joins the other team (we all feel refreshed after banning a hacker though dont lie) when the trade servers go down (and when they go back up you call trade 2 boring then leave) when a sniper has a pocket medic when someone glitches into enemy spawn and kills you when someone has a really good base and you loose 1k points trying to take it down when someone sends you a trade and asks for items when you ban someone and forgot to record a demo when you have to use admin actions on a recruit that wont forget what you did EVER for some reason when someone you hate gets mod when someone you hate buys admin jailbreak shit - when a ton of people join ct and you tlist about 3 ppl for mass freekill when someone doesnt read the god damn motherfu- *breathes in, breathes out* when someone doesnt read the rules and kills someone in their cell as last guard. when its a pirate day and your a T and a staff (you dont get slapped. also for mods if the person slapping is admin) when someone slays you as a joke (at least to me, its not funny. your lucky im your friend cuck) when someone with alot of rep starts to brag when someone is giving out rep and doesnt give you any when the csgo map gets an update but the tf2 jb map doesnt when someone gets a bullshit kill on you (this was once but i was still triggered) when someone abuses the !kart command and it gets taken away when your coloredname fucks up (this is the worst) when your coloredname is "LOL MY NAME IS TOO LONG" or something when staff gets on and uses cool commands you cant use (resize mostly lol. in toasts case DLs would spawn dispensers and ive always wanted to do that when you die by lag and everyone replies with "sure bro" when you get a shit rtd (echair fuck you) i hope you like my list and can relate. add anything i missed 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TestingM Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 When you KNOW that someone is an aimbot but after 10 minutes of watching them give up because you can't prove it 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Be glad TF2 JB doesn't have the fire or sungod strike PD rolls Edited June 15, 2017 by Pyrrhic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(evko)KingSlayer Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 When your staff and misc says you made yourself too big using resize.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELERY Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just be glad the doors aren't messed up on the tf2 map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeused Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 (edited) Just be glad the doors aren't messed up on the tf2 map. the doors are pretty messed up on the tf2 map. people go near the doors so they dont open when admins are not on, and sometimes (rarely) the doors dont open (usually when the server is outdated) Be glad TF2 JB doesn't have the fire or sungod strike PD rolls no, we have a bleeding rtd that drains you of about half your health depending on your class. also i know what sungod is but what is the sungod strike from rtd? ive never gotten this in csgo. is it new? edit- oof that strike hurts. Edited June 18, 2017 by _Zeus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeused Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 when there is a grammar nazi on the server but staff is on as well so you cant gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 when your dick is too big and you trip on it smh famela anderson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(evko)KingSlayer Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 when no one uses the right you're* When you're* not a part of tf2 and you quote my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 When your staff and misc says you made yourself too big using resize.... Is that even possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(evko)KingSlayer Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Is that even possible? size 15 in the middle of the map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexeion Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 When someone walks into a portal on a different team as you and you both get stuck and you get accused of portal glitching and half to kick him for doing it multiple times :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 when they spam the chat in multiple rows and there name is "blank" so u have to use status but u can't open status because of the spam i think it is called "carriage returns" or at least something like that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menoch Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I hate breaking my colored name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when there are multiple hackers on and you ban one of them and the others stop hacking. when you could got the proof of all of them hacking then ban them all. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArkAngelAngel Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when someone has a really good base and you loose 1k points trying to take it down When people complain about taking down a base, you get on and take it down within 5 minutes. @Combine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 When the Admin Database goes down and people are whining at you to do something and you can't. and the only people that can do things are people with root. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when they spam the chat in multiple rows and there name is "blank" so u have to use status but u can't open status because of the spam i think it is called "carriage returns" or at least something like that I think Misc is fixing that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when someone slays you as a joke (at least to me, its not funny. your lucky im your friend cuck) @Spawn I bet the CTs hate that time I have an AK or AWP in 300vents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when people don't know the difference between "portal camping" and "portal glitching" and then you explain it to them and they still don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jglake Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when someone pms you via steam about a portal glitcher and your playing another game AKA all mods... when someone you hate buys admin I actually like this, because as mod you get power over them and then when they break a rule and you punish them they whine about it in ad,in chat and you get a nice little debate and you know you are right then you steam msg your good pal the dL and tell them the situation and the reply with "LOL" and 5 minutes later tell you you were right and during that time the person threatens to abuse report you but this whole time you know you a right... Then later on you collect evidence of the abusing and make a hella huge abuse report on them. (It is sad when this actually happened to me my dL told me "LOL") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 when someone that has hax gets gold admin and you can't catch em' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 when you are trying to catch a hacker but when you join spec he stop hacking cuz all of his shots look normal because everyone on the server is an F2P and no one on the server has jet pack so you can't catch his snaps :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astragazer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 when someone has a really good base and you loose 1k points trying to take it down not mod but same tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combine Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 when no staff is on to review you're ban and so the hacker you banned comes back on because the ban expires 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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