Alienware Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Put the best or worst pun you know down. I'll start What does a fruit say to deny something? Banananana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicgamercharchar1312[UK] Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 What are you, Free Hugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Colonel Potter M.D. Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadstorm17 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Officer pulls this car over for swerving through lanes. The officers notices the red eyes and asks "Excuse me sir how high are you? the driver replies "no sir, its hi how are you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Man walks into a bar. Ouch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhop scripts Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I've been happily married for 10 whole years. And ten out of thirty isn't half bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnGeLzKinG Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I have some bad habbits but I love to stew it up with a rabbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMD Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Have you met my brother? Hao Mai Dictate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrickTamland Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Past Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the road. to be made into nuggets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicgamercharchar1312[UK] Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. :/ Edited November 14, 2018 by Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I lost my job at the M&M's factory on my very first day. I threw out all the W's. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienware Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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