Muse Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Had too much coffee. Shit pants at work. Kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Give them your two week notice, nobody will be able to look you in the eye anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravity Kitteh Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 hERES A CAT MUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factions Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 10/10 would read again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 lmfao muse, laughed so hard xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I shit when i want fuck work and fuck pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerryThePlatypus Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I shit when i wantfuck work and fuck pants Too bad you shit yourself in a spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RageQuit Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just say that you came to work sick because of your dedication to it, but unfortunately your bowels didn't cooperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenRanger Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I don't even know what to expect from you anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 I don't even know what to expect from you anymore... expect the unexpected. sadly D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 haha not sure if serious or not muse 0-0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted October 15, 2012 Author Share Posted October 15, 2012 Got sent home early with free pants. Blamed management for serving cake with mustard oil that makes me shit because I'm allergic to mustard. Got days worth pay, new $78 pants, and only one insult. I shit you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 wtf muse you are weird You are the first one to make me laugh this hard in days (besides thugnasty, but that doesnt count, cause he's cray ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fancy Derp >PU< Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Got sent home early with free pants. Blamed management for serving cake with mustard oil that makes me shit because I'm allergic to mustard. Got days worth pay, new $78 pants, and only one insult. I shit you not.I would say that is a good day in my opinion . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 wtf muse you are weird You are the first one to make me laugh this hard in days (besides thugnasty, but that doesnt count, cause he's cray ) So you've been feeling shitty also, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 pics of new pants or it didnt happen. or pics of old pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 pics of new pants or it didnt happen. or pics of old pants. Okay, why would I hold onto shit covered pants? Let alone take a picture of it. I was naked without my phone and had to throw it out in a dumpster outside. And what would a picture of the new pants do? You or I cannot prove I actually got them for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Okay, why would I hold onto shit covered pants? Let alone take a picture of it. I was naked without my phone and had to throw it out in a dumpster outside. And what would a picture of the new pants do? You or I cannot prove I actually got them for free. So I can verify they're really $78. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumino Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 http://memegenerator.net/instance/28418568 Don't know what to think O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaHorse Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I shit you not. Died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 Okay, why would I hold onto shit covered pants? Let alone take a picture of it. I was naked without my phone and had to throw it out in a dumpster outside. And what would a picture of the new pants do? You or I cannot prove I actually got them for free. So I can verify they're really $78. I will post them once I get home because my droid isn't letting me upload anything for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Got sent home early with free pants. Blamed management for serving cake with mustard oil that makes me shit because I'm allergic to mustard. Got days worth pay, new $78 pants, and only one insult. I shit you not. obv u did shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 got sent home early with free pants. Blamed management for serving cake with mustard oil that makes me shit because i'm allergic to mustard. Got days worth pay, new $78 pants, and only one insult. I shit you not. obv u did shit hiyyooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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