->SK<- Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Imprisoned for trying to defy gravity and gravity won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Imprisoned for have been raped by a crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laos Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Jailed for having a tornado mic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laos Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 jailed for thinking tf2 jb was a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianskillzz Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Imprisoned for being a rep whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delink Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Imprisoned for saying reddevil is a btich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtherealHope Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Imprisoned for throwing that rock at Chad Kroeger's head. * . Hilarious as fuck. Oh wait... You should be held as a hero for that. HUE HUE. - Imprisoned because you are probably t-listed for derping around RedDevil. or Imprisoned because you probably fell wrath of RedDevil's insatiable hunger for t-lists. Just for you. - Imprisoned for 'bind w kill'. or Imprisoned for listening to someone say 'type bind w kill in console'. Too many... - (More to come) Edited July 14, 2013 by Z3113_Jasper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Masta Shu Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Imprisoned for being alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented_Yeknom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Imprisoned for sending game requests on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goku Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 you are in jail cuz u love fat bitches (reddevil) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) imprisoned because the NSA found your porn stash Edited July 22, 2013 by Zezima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angerbeaver Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Imprisoned for recording a football game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delink Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Imprisoned for having "fun" in the gay showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iShootCats Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 imprinosned for not finishing the finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic King Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Day (random): Imprisoned for poking RedDevil with ''10man?'' Day (random): Imprisoned for gunplanting the bonbon gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator~Aliens~ Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Imprisoned for freekilling the prisoners. (see what i did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foobix Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Imprisoned for working in a library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Blood Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) My apologies if some of these have already been submitted. Imprisoned for masturbating at a Ryan Gosling movie. Imprisoned for using a trackpad to play CS. Imprisoned for kissing girls, you homo. Imprisoned for muting ASCII. Imprisoned for not giving Bane rep. Imprisoned for doing terrible Bane impressions. Imprisoned for fisting a nun. Imprisoned for calling Pluto a planet. Imprisoned for not passing the Deagle. Imprisoned for bein' busta, straight busta. Imprisoned for saying you would not like some poundcake. Imprisoned for arguing in YouTube comments. Imprisoned for playing CS with a controller. Imprisoned for using "your" instead of "you're". Imprisoned for not having a pic of your abs on ts3. Imprisoned for spamming over goku's spam. Imprisoned for not even lifting, bro. Imprisoned for having a strange obsession with microwaves. Imprisoned for not liking turtles. Imprisoned for not being "clutch". Imprisoned for not reading the damn MOTD. Imprisoned for thinking a root is a summer admin. Imprisoned for thinking it's not racism when you do it. Imprisoned for bothering the badmins. Imprisoned for thinking Cthulhu is "cool". Imprisoned for rubbing a chemo patient's head for luck. Imprisoned for being sexy and not knowing it. Imprisoned for not cooking by the book. Imprisoned for writing a My Little Pony/Breaking Bad crossover fanfic. Imprisoned for crossing the streams. Imprisoned for thinking Saint's Row 3 is better than Saint's Row 2. Imprisoned for playing a hentai flash game for the plot. Imprisoned for not being the law. Edited August 21, 2013 by The King of Blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented_Yeknom Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Imprisoned for implying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 sorry for the delay on adding them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Blood Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Imprisoned for twisting the Queen's nipples. Imprisoned for being a drummer for Spinal Tap. Imprisoned for not following the report template. Imprisoned for spamming "ok". Imprisoned for liking Nyan Cat days. Imprisoned by barrels. Imprisoned for giving unwanted back massages. Imprisoned for stabbing the dude and taking his mints. Imprisoned for setting ferrets loose in an anxiety clinic. Imprisoned for asking the cops to help you find drugs. Imprisoned for telling lead to put his sorries in a sack. (Is there a changelog or something where I can see a full list of these? Besides this thread, I mean.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forgetful Predator Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Imprisoned for using scripts imprisoned for trying to mail a shit imprisoned for getting 10,000 posts on the HG forums imprisoned for talking over lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xWolfpack Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Imprisoned for stealing a air guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny1020 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 imprisoned for twerking like miley. imprisoned for life. That simple imprisoned for asking for to many repeats imprisoned by the sungod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Blood Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Imprisoned for not going hard in the pit. Imprisoned for giving someone 500 rep, 1 rep at a time. Imprisoned for being ah roit cheeky cunt m8 Imprisoned because this is a Christian server, god damn it. Imprisoned for asking Buk Lau how old he is. Imprisoned for not fitin me 1v1 irl Imprisoned for making an admin abuse report on RedDevil...again. mprsnd fr stlng ll th vwls ff my kybrd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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