Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) BREAKING NEWS The all wise bonbon states the hat is not dead, just needs "It just needs a little mouth-to-head resuscitation. Any volunteers? " I encourage all true members of jailbreak to volunteer to bring back this valuable asset. Even if you gag a bit in the process. So while playing jailbreak today and going through my attachments and such, I have noticed that I can no longer find my penis hat that I wore proudly on my head. This is extremely concerning to me seeing as it was very beautiful to have on my head and it wiggled like nothing I have ever seen before in my life. It would be a tragedy if this attachment got removed but for some reason it no longer appears. Does anybody know anymore information on this topic? I was considering making missing posters with it's detailed and veiny picture however I feel like it may get mistaken for other things. I just want my beautiful hat back, it has become to me like a part of the family. Yours truly, Zezima CURRENTLY THE PENIS HAT IS NOT CONFIRMED DEAD PLEASE DO NOT GIVE CONDOLENCES UNTIL THE KILL IS CONFIRMED OR NOT CONFIRMED Edited December 5, 2013 by Zezima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delink Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 This is extremely concerning to me seeing as it was very beautiful to have on my head and it wiggled like nothing I have ever seen before in my life I think its gone, im sorry for your lose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 If this sad news is true I will be holding a funeral complete with a 21 boner salute. I will rally my forces to bring this hat back to its former floppy glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StyleeZy Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 R.I.P dick hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I'm going to need confirmation from the master as to whether or not my child is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Yamamoto Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 RIP penis hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 WE DONT KNOW ITS DEAD DO NOT RIP YET ITS JUST MISSING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianskillzz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 R.I.P. Zezima's magical hat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sellarium Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 ATTENTION MISSING PENIS HAT ATTACHES TO FOREHEAD BELONGS TO HG | ZEZIMA CALL PENIS-6969-696 IF FOUND i did what i could 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 rip dick You can bring it back reddevil, you have the power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StyleeZy Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 lol. Does short want a penis hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Lets be real here stylez, who doesn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 #Donate2SaveDaPenisHat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny1020 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 pretty sure its gone zez sorry to burst your bubble. RIP Penis Hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 #BRINGBACKPENISHAT2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) When I made it was more to test if jigglebones worked across csgo -> css. Edited December 5, 2013 by Short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonbon Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I'm going to need confirmation from the master as to whether or not my child is dead. It just needs a little mouth-to-head resuscitation. Any volunteers? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 It just needs a little mouth-to-head resuscitation. Any volunteers? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. As a proud aQ member I have experience with this sort of... procedure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukLau Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) It just needs a little mouth-to-head resuscitation. Any volunteers? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. ME AND ZEZIMA. I too have experience... c: Edited December 5, 2013 by Buk Lau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirius Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. As a proud aQ member I have experience with this sort of... procedure. I thought we weren't allowed to talk about what happens in Sid's basement.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezima Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I thought we weren't allowed to talk about what happens in Sid's basement.... I mean... idk about you but I practice this art every day. Sid's basement is a whole other animal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factions Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 where is the vagina hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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