SPlink :) Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 With three people confirming that I should post this. here is the SPlink in Atlantic City getting Pizza story, presented as posted in Mod Slack, unedited, since it's funnier that way. The preface of the story: I'm in Atlantic City, NJ, and the gambling and the free drinks that you get have done me in. So we were at one of the casino bars and I went with my friend to grab a slice of pizza. In front of the line this guy stared flipping out about how they have a sign up for a deal ($7.77 for 2 slices of pizza and a drink) and apparently they are not offering the deal anymore. But this guy was going ham about how they should offer the deal! He went, got the sign, and put it on the counter saying that they should offer the deal, and told the girl (who was a pretty cute uh I think Indian girl?) that she should go back to her country. She got offended, said she was born here, owned the pizza shop, and told him to leave and called security. After this guy left, my friend got his pizza and I told her that she handled that professionally and if she didn't have a boyfriend I want her number. And holy shit would you believe it but I got her number and says "I gotta go talk to security now." So she goes and talks to security while my friend sits down and eats his pizza right next to where all this is going down and I'm watching because I'm buzzed and I love drama. This guy gets thrown out and the security people are around the sign talking about it. This OTHER random person comes up out of nowhere and starts flipping out on my future wife about how she's being a smartass and will sure for false advertising. So since she's getting crazy, I get the security that is by the sign and tell them to go over there because it's getting ridiculous. They're flipping out about $7 pizza in afucking casino where they're probably gambing so much more lol. There is another lady with the one (who has a lazy eye) who tells the lady flipping out that I was the one that I got security and tells me to mind my business. So I get up and say what I said here, that they are flipping about $7 pizza and to get their priorities in line. They both get thrown out too, and while future Mrs. Espy talks to her manager, I say that I witnessed the whole thing, she handled it professionally, and gave them MY number and told them to call me for a witness. The update not posted in Mod Slack is that future Mrs. Espy is texting me, asked if she could use my name for a report, and has not responded to my invitation for a drink tomorrow night. Updates to follow... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 mastapeece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOSCH Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 ROFL This is sooooooooooooofsking funny, couple spelling errors, gonna sure her, lol but i loved it, dont let nobody fsk with your "future wife" so glad you posted this, made my morning! P.S. find out if shes got a sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueSensei Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 \o/ Awesomeness. This made my morning, lol. You deserve cookies (>o^-^)>o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawBerry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Nye Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Good guy sp also do you live in New Jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing_Bong Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Thank you s.p. I think thjis story and would like to know how this continues so updates are MANDATORY! Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duphin Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Dank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPlink :) Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) Good guy sp also do you live in New Jersey? I actually live in Maryland but I'm here until tomorrow. No updates just yet but I will post if there are! Edit: I forgot a part of the story, which is after all of this happened, my pussiness kicked in and I went upstairs to hide in my room while the situation calmed down lol Edited January 13, 2018 by S.P.link 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPlink :) Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Last update: Future wife did not text me back when I asked her out for drinks. Today, I got a call from the pizza place, stating that my phone number was left as a witness, and asked for my side of the story. I told them they had the wrong number. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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