Pyrrhic Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Some people in Mod Slack really struggled with their computers so in an effort to help each other we put together the Super Helpful Pyrrhic Tech TipsTM. Here are all of the currently put together Pyrrhic Tech TipsTM.Thanks to Sit for gathering them all Pyrrhic Tech Tips #3: When you buy a new computer, click on as many shady links as you can to get lots of viruses to build up your computer's immune system Pyrrhic Tech Tips #12: No need to buy a chair. Your computer case is built to be strong for a reason. You will save room and money just by sitting on it. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #27: If your children have access to a computer, set its homepage to a porn site. They will learn from an early age that porn is distgusting and objectifies women. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #32: if you have a 64 bit computer, delete system32 so it'll update to system64 and your graphics will run a lot smoother Pyrrhic Tech Tips #44: Tired of your PC running too slow? Open up your PC and spray some WD-40 all over the processor so it runs smoother! Also make sure to clean the inside of your PC with soapy water, computer hygiene is important too! Pyrrhic Tech Tips #48: The more LED's a computer has, the better you are at games Pyrrhic Tech Tips #56: Magnets are your friend, when you're trying to clean those hard to reach places. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #69: Install a backdoor on windows using a usb memstick with linux. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #73: On Linux you should execute the command 'rm -rm /' to clean your computer of Trojan Malware Viruses Pyrrhic Tech Tips #83: Tired of low FPS? Sellotape some clocks to your PC so you can have more seconds for your frames Pyrrhic Tech Tips #85: Hellsgamers leadership loves funny jokes in slack! By posting funny stuff in slack you are increasing your chances of gaining a leadership position! Pyrrhic Tech Tips #97: Need That 1080TI for ultra-high performance but you’re poor and can’t afford it? Buy two 540’s and duct tape them together! Pyrrhic Tech Tips #115: Slow wifi? Surround your computers in routers and it will multiply the connection speed. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #187: Fan too loud on those hot summer days? Hit it with a hammer a few times until it quiets down. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #240: Monitor really dirty? Spray some acid on it! It will kill 100% of the germs and dust on it. Pyrrhic Tech Tips #101100011: Can't read Binary? 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) These are the type of tips I need in my life. Edited July 8, 2017 by James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryze Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Tip #73 too good, great tips! I also suggest expanding your amount of RAM at downloadmoreram.com (dont seriously go there lol) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slav Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Tip #74: If you get a pop up to call a number and your computer has a virus, the phone number will help you get rid of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skys Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Tip #12 had me dying on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3V0Lu710N Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 #85 is how i got all the way to director, im sure fortis can vouch for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jxhn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flops Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in GPU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Pyrrhic Tech Tips #56: Need That 1080TI for ultra-high performance but you’re poor and can’t afford it? Buy two 540’s and duct tape them together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiKaZz epic bro Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Nb4 someone actually does these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Now this is shitposting It's become relevant again due to the !ptt command in jailbreak, therefore technically not necro/shitposting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Pyrrhic Tech Tips #115: Slow wifi? Surround your computers in routers and it will multiply the connection speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CletusP Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Now this is shitposting This isn't true. These tips will save the lives of thousands of Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists if you do them correctly. Also, this: [spoiler=quality shitpost.]https://hellsgamers....eck-it-out-here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eton145 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Pyrrhc Tech Tips #8008135: Does your computer not meet the requirements to run CS:GO or other games at 1000 frames per second? Well no worries. Thanks to virtual technologies, you can now download your own Virtual machine that not only meets, but is able to go way above the maximum requirements in terms of raw processing power, RAM, and more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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