Slophole Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 It was a year and a half ago maybe a little bit more, my name was Slophole at the time, and I had just put on the [HG] tag. I wanted to step out of my realm of Jailbreak and venture into another distant land. After browsing the many servers that hellsgamers had to offer at the time i saw a garry's mod PERP serve. Not knowing what was in store i blindly joined the server. I remember getting spawned in a street in a city and I started to look around. every building i tried to enter was either locked or had signs saying no trespassing, so i logged off. TL;DR : I joined a PERP server, and didn't get banned. Pardon my grammar. What close calls have you had in your life IRL or in game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Headband)(EG) Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 TL;DR : I joined a PERP server, and didn't get banned. You are my hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Was in a car accident last year. They removed my spleen in surgery. I also suffered from a collapsed lung, kidney bruising, memory loss, and a few lacerations on my arm and head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I've been hit by a car on three separate occasions, and I was never in a vehicle for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 i jumped out of a plane with a defective chute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I joined ct on jb and didnt get tlisted when i was a noob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Plane I was on had severe turbulence, I thought I was going to die lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy_Man Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 There I was, sitting in Mrs. Mylnarski's 7th Grade Language Arts class, when she approached me. "Can I see your bookmark, Keegan?" She asked me, and I handed her the green slip of paper that had found it's way into my paper back copy of "Animorphs" Not as soon as I put it towards her, she was snatching the paper from my hands, and then it happened. A papercut. Oh, the pain was excruciating, I grabbed my finger and look down as blood began to pool at the fresh and clean laceration that had found itself on my finger. tl;dr That shit fuckin' hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I have aids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkMonotone Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Didn't get t-listed by RedDevil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 i talked to italk twice in the same night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 There I was, sitting in Mrs. Mylnarski's 7th Grade Language Arts class, when she approached me. "Can I see your bookmark, Keegan?" She asked me, and I handed her the green slip of paper that had found it's way into my paper back copy of "Animorphs" Not as soon as I put it towards her, she was snatching the paper from my hands, and then it happened. A papercut. Oh, the pain was excruciating, I grabbed my finger and look down as blood began to pool at the fresh and clean laceration that had found itself on my finger. tl;dr That shit fuckin' hurt! sued the school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I got perma banned on darkrp before I was recruit, DirtyDNA undid it and I was able to join HG after 2 days, thought I would not get unbanned lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slophole Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 Didn't get t-listed by RedDevil. People like us should get some sort of incentive for this achievement... Hell it should be a CS:S steam achievement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToXiC. Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 i had sex with Freddy mercury and i'm clean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Plane I was on had severe turbulence, I thought I was going to die lol. That must've spilled your steak dinner. First world problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60Seconds Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 That must've spilled your steak dinner. First world problems. Lol, it actually did spill my beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 fucked a girl without a condom never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlock Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 fucked a girl without a condom never again As long as you're both clean and shes on bc, go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 didnt put milk in my tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 She bit the pillow and I went in dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike is Fr3sh Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Almost shat myself once after eating Panda Express. Worst 45 minute drive back to my house of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I once fell while longboarding and almost broke every bone of my body, but i just broke my right leg, shit it hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimzy Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I almost used my mic in an esea pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetman Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 So kids, this is why we don't buy snack sticks from 7-11. I was morally overthrown by the low price of a 7-11 beef snack stick (25 cents) and decided to buy one. My friend and I both had one. Upon finishing my stick, my friend had already finished his quite a while ago. Clenching his stomach, he told me his stomach was hurting. I brushed it off, I never get sick, but when I do, its serious business. tl:dr - I got constipated for two months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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