JJK Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Remember seeing these? Day 12, imprisoned for doing two guys at once. I want your ideas, ill most likely add all of them. If they are good, expect to be rewarded. please try to make them funny! please keep them simple and on 1 line - post as many as you like i will follow with an example post 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 You are in jail for peeing on a goat Imprisoned for scaring children at the mall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade1234 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for following a little girl through black alleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You fought the law and the law won 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSD Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisioned for commiting suicide. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade1234 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for hiding in Britney Spear's closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWJarodD Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for saying Skrillex is your favorite artist. In jail for complaining about a low grav freeday. Imprisoned for begging everyone for rep. Imprisoned for spamming the same hldj clip every 5 seconds. In jail for spamming chat about a freekill that happened 10 rounds ago. In prison for complaining about a picture that shows boobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-O-P-rime Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for not telling people that your a registered sex offender. Imprisoned for lying. Silly little Pinocchio is not a real boy anymore! Imprisoned for dying. Imprisoned for not having a V8. Imprisoned for sparkling in the sunlight. Imprisoned for not letting oprime be the DJ. Imprisoned for bad cell service. Imprisoned for not signing off your facebook. Imprisoned for being Imprisoned. Imprisoned for being a shot through the heart. But you're too late. Darling you give love a bad name. Imprisoned for being a smooth criminal. Imprisoned for touching yourself to MLP. Imprisoned for donating too much. Imprisoned for not being attractive enough. Imprisoned for Prison Break. Imprisoned for not lifting. Imprisoned for being 'Real." Imprisoned for not enough CTU. Done for now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge Penis Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 imprisoned for trying to arrest chuck norris and it backfired imprisioned for talking to huge penis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 In prison for not believing in Based God In prison for listening to Nickelback and enjoying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJK Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 jailed for crashing the server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for a Klondike bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil6193 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for Tlisting many derps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jajolt Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for eating genetalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for being italk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You are in jail for peeing on a goat Imprisoned for scaring children at the mall Wtf man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youthedog Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 imprisoned for thinking rawrash is a woman imprisoned for not sacrificing yourself to the sun god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 in prison for playing jailbreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolan Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 not ack just found thia thred intereating Imprisoned for noy sucking [HG ] Dolan's balls well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccaincracker Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for having an overdue library book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motive Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for not reading Slaz's MOTD. Imprisoned for shitting on the pope. Imprisoned for bad grammer. Imprisoned for not reading the Terms & Conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevodka Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Imprisoned for not following the damn train, CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge Penis Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 imprisoned for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factions Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) -Insert text here jjk- imprisoned for not getting milk from the store Stop reading this follow orders! Jailed for not putting pants on one leg at a time Jailed for not following feminist ideals day 64: They still do not suspect I am a ct imprisoned for googling My little pony Stole a cookie from the cookie jar Didnt drop the soap Made a forum post before searching hg forums Jailed for driving livestock on city streets Property of HellsGamers Didnt buy nothing from jjk amazon wish list Allowing dog to drive vehicle What did I do last night?!?! Playing Nickleback music imprisoned for eating all the nuttella Was it worth it? The sun god watches over you! Edited November 8, 2012 by Factions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youthedog Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 imprisoned for not buying bonbons syrup imprisoned for not feeding bonbons moose imprisoned for melting bonbons igloo with your hot ass cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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