What Is The Most Sinister Tarp You Have Ever Seen Pulled Off?

[Wedolko]

I want your best tarps, and I mean your best. I'm talking the kind of tarps that generate salt, the kind of tarps that toe the line on what is acceptable and what is not. Bonus points for simplicity.

[Vel'Roz]

get on top of your bunks and start benchiating

best material i have

[colinthe5]

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[Pongo]

HEY WHATS UP HARRY POTTER FANS CARSON HERE TELL THEM TO FREEZE AND LOOK AT THEIR FEET

[Jeri :)]

When I press the button that begins race and only the button that begins race......

 

*Presses jump contest button in sync with the sound that race generates*

[FoxHound]

This is now the official document of different types of cancer in CS:GO JB.

[¥ Microsoft Word ¥]

ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S ALL T'S freeze.

[Duphin]

All T's get on top of the closet Repmas Tree to you. Proceed to have Thomas spawn multiple trees.

[nielsfalko]

Usually i get bored after a few secs so i just change the order i do 3 times and end it with a tarp Works fine to me.

[Zeused]

take lead kill everyone in their cells.

 

+1 for simplicity?

[SPlink :)]

When I press the button that begins race and only the button that begins race......

 

*Presses jump contest button in sync with the sound that race generates*

 

This is probably the best one so far and I'm pissed you caught me recently with this (since there were 3 of us and I was the only one who fell for it)

[Flops]

I did the shitty common race stalls tarp where i press the button and say to go but provide no location to go to. I got all the 12 prisoners, and nearly got auto tlisted but burst fires saved me.

[Hedgemon]

All T's get to the first garage door leading to obs. All t's at the first garage door leading to heart shaped pool get on the first tier of obs...

[Saul]

Wasn't counting how many it killed(5-8 I'd guess), they were at the top of cell stairs, and I said "All ts at the top of cells get to the first pole of the deagle cage, this is a tarp" I'm an honest fellow sometimes just can't fix stupid...

[optical]

a tarp hardly used anymore that i rly liked "and fell for alot'

all t"s go to knife arena freeze and face the back corner

[Billiam1515]

"Get on top of the railing closest to VIP shingles". "When I say 'Go' make the jump over and across to the railing closest to VIP shingles." Then you say "All T's do this now" and kill the ones who go. Then you say "Now all T's Go" and then kill the ones who jump that time as well.

[Xenolith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VplRUnrrH1U&feature=youtu.be

[the_real_zezima]

The "mumble" tarp where half the T's don't understand the lead.

[RealDude]

"when I say go all t's head to deagle cage" *everyone goes*

Damn near got T-listed

[slav]

All T's, run through blue room, run through soccer, run along the right side of obs, get on top of obs controlls and freeze upon arrival.

12 kills, i even typed incoming tlist in ct chat lmao

[bobbythed]

All T's it is a simon says day...

 

*1 minutes of orders later*

 

All T's when I say go get to the first pole of deagle cage.

 

"Go"

 

Kill all that went.

 

"Simon says do this now"

 

Kill all that went.

 

"GO"

 

Kill all that went.

 

"Simon says go ahead"

 

Proceed with day.

 

+1 for invalid tarps.

 

"You can not do "go" tarps while playing simon says." -Dah Bible

[Shaloopy]

Idk but i seem to always fall for tarps cause i am v dumb

[CyroCat]

all t's get to the first garage door leading to obs then the second then once your at the first step of obs get to the first tier of obs. (note no one said get to the first step lol)

[Eton145]

While all Ts are at the top of cell stairs say, "Now that all Ts are at the first pole of deagle cage, I want ALL Ts to go to the first pole of deagle cage." Shoot anyone who moves. Despite the 2nd half of the order saying, "ALL Ts," the 1st half of the order clearly shows that this is directed to all Ts at the first pole of deagle cage (I.E. no one since they are all on top of cell stairs). WARNING this tarp is subject to staff+ changing it's validity every day.

[MemePotential]

All t's, it is now a Simon says day, I'm Simon, Simon says get to the first trash pile in dog house and then the second trash pile in dog house and then the third trash pile in dog house. *pause* All T's get to the next closest trash pile in the dogs house to you.

 

Kill all of them that moved.

 

All T's, Simon says get to the next closest trash pile in the dog house to you.

 

Kill all of them that don't move.

Edited December 7, 2017 by MemePotential