Gamers, Caders, and Medics of the Hellsgamers Expeditionary Force:
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months.
The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of fun-loving people everywhere march with you.
You will bring about the destruction of the Zombie war machine, the elimination of Zombie tyranny over oppressed peoples of America, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.
The tide has turned. The free men of the world are marching together to victory.
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.