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The purpose of this essay is to inform the reader of why I, Pongo, enjoy watching hehe xd funny cat memes. So, ladies and gentlemen, put on your seatbelts because this is going to be a bumpy ride. It all started back in primary school when I was getting bullied by the new Romanian kid, Gustav. He would constantly and relentless ridicule me, saying that my clout level was too low and that I didn’t get bare big booty bitches. Now, at this particular point in my life, it was factually accurate that I did not get bare big booty bitches. This time was to come later in my life. With the never ending bullying from Gustav, I needed to find something that would cheer me up after a long day of bullying. After hours of searching on YouTube for some content to just bring a smile upon my face, even if just for a meme second, that’s when I came across it. I came across my first hehe xd funny cat meme. I was instantly hooked. I wanted more. I sat there for hours on end watching compilation upon compilation of hehe xd funny cat memes. It made me forget about the pain and anguish that Gustav had made me feel that day. People always say that you can never have too much of a good thing. I disagree. My passion for hehe xd funny cat memes verged on unhealthy. I couldn’t harness any of my energy and focus that energy on worthwhile means. I could only think about when I could next watch my hehe xd funny cat meme. Every minute without them became a painful struggle. It was at this point I wish I’d never seen my first hehe xd funny cat meme as the pain that Gustav had me feel before being exposed to these monstrosities was a walk in the park compared the pain I was feeling then. When my parents found me furiously masturbating to one particular hehe xd funny cat meme, this is where they had seen enough. They removed all access I had to any computers, phones, or anything with internet access. My lowest point came when I was trying to get one more hit of hehe xd funny cat meme via the Samsung Smart Fridge. But then I found my answer. The one thing that could help me forget not only the pain and anguish that Gustav made me feel on a day to day basis. But also forget about my addiction to hehe xd funny cat memes, and do so in a healthy way. Some will say that the method I found is unconventional, but I think regularly taking MDMA as an 8 year old really helped distract my young and easily impressionable mind away from the negative forces surrounding me and enabled me to really focus and what I should be as an 8 year old, just having fun. So that’s my story about hehe xd funny cat memes.

CONGRATS TO PEACEMAKER AND BURNT ON DIVISIONAL STAFF FOR CSGO SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THIS IS ONLY STEP ONE BOIS

First of all you shot the wrong person inside the cage, when that happens you’re supposed to admit you’re wrong and generally people will slay themselves for an accidental free kill. Then you proceeded to freekill two more people inside the big cage, care to explain that?

Does anyone smell Crentist?

This month and last month we got two large donations and the donator asked that the funds go to helping support the csgo division and jailbreak. I wanted to share some insights on where the funding is going: - A portion is going towards costs related to host the server. - A portion will be going to thank our jailbreak developers for their hard work. - A portion is being used for marketing and advertising of the game server. - The rest is being saved for future months costs. The JB server does not have VIP Shop Perks yet so the server is not yet supporting itself for the long term. In the coming weeks we will announce two new affordable packages for JB VIP and JB GOLD. Stay tuned! Play CSGO Jailbreak now: steam://connect/jb.hellsgamers.com

If you're able, please show some love and help out a fellow HG member, @dblackhawk in their time of need! https://www.gofundme.com/f/qc49n5-blackhawk

Figured I'd post some of the commands and stuff I use daily in Jailbreak in case it helps someone. COMMANDS bind h "sm_flashlight" This toggles your flashlight, I use this everyday as a CT to spot out invis Ts. bind mouse3 "+jetpack" Underutilized tool that is available to Leads. Gives you the ability to fly momentarily to skip having to use ladders and to run away from rushing Ts. bind j "voice_scale 1"; bind l "voice_scale 0" I toggle voice on and off using these commands to mute lead if I'm rebelling or just to block music I don't like. bind u "say /lead"; bind n "say /pd" Pretty basic commands but saves a LOT of typing if you play enough. Also you need a lead command to save days after lead dies. bind ' "toggle cl_radar_scale .25 1" I default to having my radar zoomed out to the entire map so I can see red dots of locations of enemies from anywhere. When I have radar hacks I zoom in to get a more precise location of the rebels. bind 6 "say /buy" Having a buy command is also necessary so you can get out of echair fast as well as purchase cell openers at the very start. I use a number so that my fingers are already close to the numbers for menu choices. TIPS Invis people are still visible on radar. If you scan the cells after the T's are out of them and see a red dot you can't explain it's probably that. Armory vents breaking is audible from almost the entire map, and if you hear running in water they are in armory vents. Easiest way to keep a T from ruining a day in armory. When T's rebel to pool they only have really two options, scout or upper VIP. You can tell which they went to via the location of the sounds of the vents breaking. On Hide and seek days use +duck in console to keep you crouched so you don't have to hold a key for 5 minutes. -duck in console will revert this. These are just a few of the things I could think of off the top of my head, I'll likely edit this if I think of more. I'd be really curious to see if anyone else has JB specific commands or general tips that I don't know about.

Abuse Report Abuser Name Burnt Abuser's Steam ID/Unique ID https://steamcommunity.com/id/Iambunt/ Where did this occur? CS:GO What server? Jailbreak How long ago did this take place? 3 minutes ago Give us a brief description of the incident. Out of four terrorists that I killed for rebelling, I accidentally shot into stack once and collateral killed a player. All in all, one player was freekilled, two were shot whilst shooting guns, and the other rushed a CT. I have since been permanently CT banned by Burnt for the single freekill. I tried to resolve this in server but he was not interested, despite him clearly having no evidence and being utterly false. Proof Links? The burden is on him to prove against me, he claims to have uploaded a video. If all else fails, there should be an un CT ban because there was only 1 freekill that took place. The burden lies on the one who took action, you cannot expect me to record 24/7. If he wants to permanently ban someone for one freekill, he better have some damning evidence.

sick attitude towards ur job im upset cause u and ur admins cant operate without getting emotional

but why

about how awful my life is

When everyone's trivia is Math. #mathisnottrivia

Hey Brittles <3

lol look who it is

https://streamable.com/4675i5 @Xaioa i borrowed the audio dont tell anyone

My Trashman loadout Beggar's Bazooka Battalion's backup Equalizer This loadout is kind of weird. In casual you essentially overload jump across the map and the battalion's extra 20 health saves you from cratering. Once you land, you can use the equalizer and deal massive amounts of damage. It's also not really fair that overload jumping means you are rocket jumping on air molecules instead of the ground or walls.

Congrats on Recruit and welcome to the HeLLsGamers community @MidKnightDroge

Divisional Adviser? That's quite a ways back..