pho- Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 OK guys so recently as we all know, and if you play ZS regularly; zombies have been stomping most of if not all our games. Most of the time humans barely make it past wave 3 and barely even get to even wave 4. Rather than nerfing zombies or buffing humans, I've come up with the implementation of a brand new GAME CHANGING weapon. NO, this weapon won't be T6, it won't be T5, it won't be T4, it won't be T3 nor will it be T2; but that's right; It'll be [spoiler= ]REPLACING THE FISTS This weapon is a gift from god: It'll do 500 damage per bullet 100% accuracy Insta-kill any zombie with headshot (bosses included) Penetrate without any damage reduction per-penetration Undroppable (so you can't meta game with anyone else and craft dual - that'll be too OP.) If someone dies with it, the zombie can pick it up and use it without any repercussions. Doesn't consume ammo Fastest fire-rate in the game Bullets are also explosive and have no travel time Right click swaps to healing mode, each injection is ranged, and scales with distance. (500HP heal if you are 10m away, 1000HP heal if you are up close) As such, this weapon will allow humans to have the time needed to make their cade without the worry of dying, zombies will be preoccupied dealing with the humans spawn-camping defending the zombies in their spawn. Now, people think this gun may be a little bit op, but please understand that the only way we can balance things is after nerfing them to the non-existent, is to buff them into the extreme. Additionally, each time a zombie is killed by this weapon, the player gains a counter of how many kills they've gotten. Eventually if someone reaches 7 kills in a row without dying, they get access to kill streaks. 7 kills: Harrier Airstrike 11 kills: Chopper Gunner 11 kills: AC130 25 kills: Tactical Nuke *KILL STREAKS RESET AFTER GETTING THE 25TH KILL* You may think I'm joking, but there is no way I'll include kill streaks from any Treyarch game because Black Ops is inferior to Modern Warfare. So without further ado, this is the weapon I am talking about. [spoiler= ]https://steamcommuni...s/?id=469469169 Each time the weapon shoots, it'll play a custom sound. Each player can upload their custom sound to the server and have it played through this weapon. Who needs sprays when you have this gun? So, I've come up with a couple names as suggestions: Jesus' Fingers Fingerbangers/Fingerblasters The Nose Picker "Gun Hand" Bioweapon 2/10 Gun of the Patriots In addition, there would be 2 new mentions to accompany this weapon: Whoever gets the most kills with these bad boys gets X amount of points. X = (20 x Z)/O | X = point gain, Z = Zombies killed, O = Players online. This mention would be called 'The FGM', short for Finger Gun Master. AND Whoever gets the most killstreaks with this weapon would get X amount of points. X = Y + Z + M | X = point gain, Y = 1, Z = 2, M = 3. So yes you'll only get 6 points This mention would be called 'Streaker'. Both mentions are unrestricted by card award cooldowns, meaning you'll never NOT get a card for achieving this mention. I used google translate to post this, so apologies for any broken English. Please leave your suggestions below. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent. Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Reported for shitpost. My dad works for HG so uhm say goodbye to your account loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDevilRo3 Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 what the hell is this... one punch man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderland Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 This will give the kleiners snother incentive to grow up into tryhards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynxx Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 fiehC ti tnia siht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akyuu Kosuzu Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 I like all the thought you actually put into this but sadly I'm gonna have to say NO to this idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player101 Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 (edited) Good idea, it won’t break the game 100% Edited October 13, 2018 by Player101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxHound Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 (edited) OK Edited October 13, 2018 by FoxHound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowyamur Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 I stopped reading after reading that zombies can pick up your new "weapon" and gain its godlike-stats "without repercussions." No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pho- Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 I stopped reading after reading that zombies can pick up your new "weapon" and gain its godlike-stats "without repercussions." No thanks. Wow how can you not see that this is a shitpost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braided_a Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ZS server, and I've been involved in numerous secret cades for those motherfuckers, and I have over 300 confirmed ragequits. I am trained in MOTHERUCJUNG SHOOTING and I'm the top cader in the entire TF2 Division.You are nothing to me but just another zombie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of admins across the community and your steam ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your division. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my zweihander. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the kleiner armoury and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the player list, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Edited October 14, 2018 by braided_asshair 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braided_a Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 also did i read Penetrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Aland Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 i fucking thought this was serious for like 80% through the text, proof im retarded or something idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pho- Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 i fucking thought this was serious for like 80% through the text, proof im retarded or something idk We have some people here who thought it was 100% serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 because Black Ops is inferior to Modern Warfare. I think this is where I have to veto this contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowyamur Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Wow how can you not see that this is a shitpost Because why would I assume a post is a shitpost without reading it? Why'd you spend the time to type up a shitpost that long, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueSensei Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 wtf. Locked. I don't want this bumping actual suggestions, sorry lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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