Pongo

I couldn’t have done it without you

The purpose of this essay is to inform the reader of why I, Pongo, enjoy watching hehe xd funny cat memes. So, ladies and gentlemen, put on your seatbelts because this is going to be a bumpy ride. It all started back in primary school when I was getting bullied by the new Romanian kid, Gustav. He would constantly and relentless ridicule me, saying that my clout level was too low and that I didn’t get bare big booty bitches. Now, at this particular point in my life, it was factually accurate that I did not get bare big booty bitches. This time was to come later in my life. With the never ending bullying from Gustav, I needed to find something that would cheer me up after a long day of bullying. After hours of searching on YouTube for some content to just bring a smile upon my face, even if just for a meme second, that’s when I came across it. I came across my first hehe xd funny cat meme. I was instantly hooked. I wanted more. I sat there for hours on end watching compilation upon compilation of hehe xd funny cat memes. It made me forget about the pain and anguish that Gustav had made me feel that day. People always say that you can never have too much of a good thing. I disagree. My passion for hehe xd funny cat memes verged on unhealthy. I couldn’t harness any of my energy and focus that energy on worthwhile means. I could only think about when I could next watch my hehe xd funny cat meme. Every minute without them became a painful struggle. It was at this point I wish I’d never seen my first hehe xd funny cat meme as the pain that Gustav had me feel before being exposed to these monstrosities was a walk in the park compared the pain I was feeling then. When my parents found me furiously masturbating to one particular hehe xd funny cat meme, this is where they had seen enough. They removed all access I had to any computers, phones, or anything with internet access. My lowest point came when I was trying to get one more hit of hehe xd funny cat meme via the Samsung Smart Fridge. But then I found my answer. The one thing that could help me forget not only the pain and anguish that Gustav made me feel on a day to day basis. But also forget about my addiction to hehe xd funny cat memes, and do so in a healthy way. Some will say that the method I found is unconventional, but I think regularly taking MDMA as an 8 year old really helped distract my young and easily impressionable mind away from the negative forces surrounding me and enabled me to really focus and what I should be as an 8 year old, just having fun. So that’s my story about hehe xd funny cat memes.

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